Weird Tumblr Ads

Here you find tumblrs finest weird ads. Submissions very welcome! :D I follow back from my main blog @aurelia-which-means-sunrise

[goatfactsofficial]

RB to give prev a fresh and warm loaf of challah

[pugzman3]

Rushing the field just went to another level, and it is brilliant.

[bladelei]

THIS is what i want during sports breaks instead of commercials

[were--ralph]

i would watch a fucking year of this

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

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[pixelartpeach]

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[debian-official]

reblog to boop prev with your paw

[weirdadsyankovic]

It's Morphin Time!

[susiephone]

Dracula Daily Accountability Poll!

June 30: Suppose you were in Jonathan's position and having to escape Castle Dracula. You have Jonathan's inventory (money, technology, clothes) but your own stats (physical abilities, wilderness experience, general mental fortitude, etc). It is 1897 but you have knowledge of the present day, including the plot of Dracula. How are you faring?

I'm so dead, I don't think I even survived to this part of the book.

I'm definitely not surviving this escape attempt, so I'm not even bothering.

Still definitely gonna die, but I'll try and make a run for it anyway.

I'm probably screwed as soon as I'm in the woods.

I'll probably die before I find an inn but I'll last a few days at least.

I'll make it to an inn or hospital or something, but I might die there.

I give myself 50/50 odds.

I'm reasonably sure I could make it to civilization, but I'd be in bad shape.

I think I'll be okay, barring any unpredictable disasters on the road.

I'll be fine, let's fucking goooooo.

I would've escaped before now.

Obligatory "I'd become a vampire" option.

Voting ended onJul 8

[superconfusedcoryn]

Temperatur-Update:

Der Ventilator chillt jetzt mit bei mir im Bett

[infestuous]

Wally Dion, Green Star Quilt, 2019 circuit boards, brass wire, copper tube

[chekhovs-raygun]

I SAW THIS IN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM! ITS HUGE!

it shimmers like no gemstones i've ever seen: green as malachite and emerald but shot through with opal, gold, copper. photographs can't do it justice because of how it shines, as well as the way the actual material elements have their own dimensions. you can lean in and study all the fine lines of the circuits or step back and admire how the rearranged whole forms new patterns. it's one of the most beautiful creations i've ever seen.

[shamebats]

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

[leaveitbehindfortherenegadelife]

true crime podcast but every episode is someone who was on their phone while driving or not wearing a seatbelt or drunk driving or distracting the driver

[shamebats]

Maybe instead of ads, all true crime podcasts should be required to have intermissions for facts about traffic accidents. They should have to tell you how much more likely you are, statistically, to die in a car accident compared to whatever crime they're talking about.

[escapismsworld]

Nature taking over a pool in an abandoned mansion.

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[piranya]

[edgebug]

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[brainrotdotorg]

i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"

[brainrotdotorg]

so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit

[brainrotdotorg]

okay so ummmmm. its real

[toxifoxx]

absolutely fucking legendary first pull

[kaijutegu]

HELL YES ENIGMATIC LEAF TURTLE

[kaijutegu]

you can use this game to make a cow fight the state of new jersey's constitutional amendment process

[draconym]

this game gave me covid

[theprofessional-amateur]

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

[theprofessional-amateur]

"let's have AI-"

I'm gonna go learn the art of hand engraving or thatched roofing. Maybe hand make clogs.

[weirdadsyankovic]

Nein, bitte. Keine weiteren Infos. Ich wollte diese Infos schon nicht 🙈

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

So like in high school I had a lot of really violent and incredibly consensual sex, that I ended up going to jail over anyway. Like the thing I technically went to jail over was the mildest thing we did and also the least "my idea" thing. It's crazy that like they were able to find a way to present breathplay as illegal, when like. The stuff with the machete and the sandpaper and gun and the numerous numerous acts of incredibly public humiliation were all fine.

Anyway in jail I was helping other inmates with this thing that gets you a GED or whatever and it was all very basic like high school class stuff on a very basic computer that we only had access to a few hours a day. Anyway eventually a kid came in who was waiting on going to prison over something or another and he got like past the security on the shitty meant for school computers and I think stole some credit cards so he could buy bitcoin so he could get drugs that another inmate would smuggle in. Anyway I was a loser who didnt do drugs back then so this mainly meant I could look at porn after a year of jerking off to my suicidal ideation. I also did send a few emails though and got a penpal out of the deal, which continued after all of that eventually got somewhat found out and shut down.

aloe vera for my chapped soul. yes, yes, a thousand times yes.

I'll never forget my brother calling me from prison on an unauthorized phone number. he explained to me that he had the smallest cellphone in the world. about the size of your thumb. he needed my help using this cellphone.

being no coward, I figured it out. I wish I could attach an audio recording of the cheer that went up when I finished walking us all through the manual for this cellphone which is, again, the thumbelina of cell phones.

I swear to you that he called me on a closer-to-normal-size phone and he was holding this thing

and I googled the fucking manual