Hello

he gotta eat the booty like groceries

[ps1]

In Tandem

[ps1]

Colossus

[plullaby]

[thenightmanleaveth-deactivated2]

cat allergy doesn't exist people just sneeze for attention and because they're misogynists

[driflloon]

phi ss09

[koyo-koyo]

[chibi-robos]

GameCube promo blowup chair

[aanimalario]

Luzon Bleeding-Heart (Gallicolumba luzonica)

[locsofpoetry]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window

[jausters]

Oh my… God?

[alisonzai]

[luisonte]

[uulta-deactivated20181225]

what sign do y’all think this baby is

[alexjones]

taurus

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

The mom just let her grab the bird like that???? Lol

[duckducktoaster-deactivated2018]

I feel personally attacked, but as a Taurus youre not wrong. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[thebootydiaries]

me looking at my dry hands in the winter: dam…. i got ᵉˣᵐᵃ??

[bagelriri]

[fairycosmos]

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[did-you-know]

Many of the elaborate background “sets” from the original Star Wars trilogy were actually just detailed oil paintings on panes of glass. Source Source 2 Source 3