Assley

she/spinster - owner of a simping Wattpad @tumblerashley

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I can’t get liquid liner to stay on my top lid at an office job BUT THIS SHIT

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Maud O’Hara beefing with HER DAUGHTER Taggie every chance she gets - Rivals

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‘The Bear’ Season 3

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a spin-off, please. i’m begging on hands and knees.

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#1 baby girl

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Sure, they commit casual war crimes but 🥵

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Ewan Mitchell

got a face built like

🌜

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Yeah, I’m like totally into Viking history. Just out here trying to educate myself.

Unrelated, but I’ve also been known to lie.

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I would allow this man to gaslight me for months on end with no regrets

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Sigh.

I suppose I can fit this into my schedule.

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This jawline was right there . . .

But y’all were like “nah, mullet Slim Shady is my poor little meow meow.”

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Neil Gaiman every time he writes a character that’s skinny and scrawny:

The hoes gonna love this

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Look, I love this man, BUT he dresses like his mom bought his clothes so he could grow into them later.

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The chokehold this man AND HIS BICEPS currently have on me ☠️

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More like DAMNiel Day-Lewis

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Introducing myself to new people like-

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Young Rob Lowe had absolutely NO RIGHT