My Dent in the Universe

Chris. 20. Bi. Professional loser.

[punlich]

This blog is nsfw due to advocating you overthrow your bosses, corporate structures and capitalism itself

[unclefather]

straight people whenever they see a flag that isn’t red white and blue: 

[theonion]

From The Archives: ‘Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat’

[theonion]

Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose

[ufohomosexual-deactivated201806]

when your boyfriend asks you to homecoming in one of the most romantic ways possible

[andrewbelami]

I’m crying actual tears goodbye

[romy7]

That’s so sweet!

[men-for-man]

Thats fucking cute!

[eke-h]

I’m crying

[loveforpride]

😍

[kookiegguk]

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[lordsherlokimort]

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

[odditycollector]

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

HEY NOW

[nickyofthestars]

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

Get the rarest. PEPE!

[one-in-lemillion]

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

[riddle-me-bitch]

And that dress was white and gooold

[ericvilas]

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

[letteredlettered]

[bakabun-deactivated20230829]

this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.

[stellarsappho]

I sang the whole thing

[milespeterkanes]

this is the cringiest thing i have ever seen in my life

[paramore]

album release week has got us feeling v nice. nice enough to share some videos from the studio.

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[mapsontheweb]

Neighborhoods of Manhattan, NYC.

[theonion]

WEST ORANGE, NJ—Seemingly knowing full well that the relatively small and light ball was not designed for someone of his size, sources confirmed Tuesday that 25-year-old Darren Foerstner tried using a pink 6-pound bowling ball for one frame, all to the incredible amusement of friends and onlookers at Eagle Rock Lanes bowling alley. “When Darren walked up to the lane holding that little pink ball, we were all thinking, ‘Wait a minute, that ball is meant for children,’ but then we realized what he was doing, and everyone just started cracking up,” said friend Kelly Lingard, adding that, as part of his lighthearted and exceptionally entertaining display, Foerstner demonstrated that his thumb and fingers were unable to fit into the smaller holes of the pink ball, forcing him to palm it with his entire hand. “He told us he borrowed the ball from a 5-year-old girl, which was hilarious in and of itself, but then when he actually bowled with it, he wound up accidentally throwing it a few feet into the air, so it crashed really hard onto the lane before bouncing a few times and rolling into the gutter. It was very, very funny.” The spectacle reportedly then reached a hysterical climax after Foerstner attempted to throw the pink ball through his legs and inadvertently tossed it onto the wrong lane, prompting fits of joyous laughter from everyone present as he quickly apologized to the adjacent group of bowlers.

[tumbling-throughspace]

I sat down in lecture and found myself looking for the seatbelt

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[baawri]

Proud Family / Culture Shock (S03E03)

[laughingsquid]

A Map That Summarizes and Visualizes the Entire Field of Mathematics

[dannicky]

for all your lesbian pizza roll needs

[ilpurgatoriodisanpatrizio-deact]

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