Ice cream topped with honey.

But we got no money. (( Independent OC blog!!!! Slighty NSFW?? ))

[tumultuouseyes]

Psh.

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DING DONG

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Triplets, real cute. Indeed you do, soon you’ll pop out those babies and then you’ll have to deal with them screaming all the time.

I like you too, dang. My name’s LACHLAN CHANDLER, cashier and fry cook of the McDonalds off of Elm Street. Your boyfriend!! You’ll find him I’m SURE.

[tumultuouseyes]

Cute haha yeah sure. NnghGHHFFF, you're gonna have to help with the babies just because you said that. You fuckin' happy?

Lachlan! Hot damn, I'm clapping, bet working at McDonalds doesn't get you laid. My job gets me laid and I get to beat people up, HELL YEAH. I hope I do like whenever he leaves the house I get WORRIED.

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DING DONG

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Maybe. You’re obviously very pregnant.

Yes, eat them all. They’re on the house. I can give you another container too. Kelly has a grandma named Lucy, is that the one you’re looking for.

[tumultuouseyes]

I have triplets! I'm only like six months I still have more of this hell to live in.

Shit, I like you! What's your name? I'm KATIA LOMBARDI, Panda Hero of REGION SEVEN, I'm on maternity leave. Lucy! My boyfriend. No.

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DING DONG

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I’m handing you a container of French fries. A large fry for a large woman.

[tumultuouseyes]

Was that a joke.

Thanks though, I'm gonna eat all of these fucking fries because I am starving and I have no clue where Lucy is.

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DING DONG

tumultuouseyes and forgetful-lora

Who wants some free French fries.

[tumultuouseyes]

French fries.

I'll take some I haven't eaten today and I'm dying on the inside literally.

[tumultuouseyes]

I'm hot hot hot hot hot.

As a tater tot tot tot tot tot.

[tumultuouseyes]

I got a dick full of helium I'll fuck you up.

[tumultuouseyes]

theyregulpingitdown said: I feel it. Don’t bump your belly too hard. >:O

Babies! Look at my baBIES.

/Lucy's babies/.

[tumultuouseyes]

theyregulpingitdown said: Katia, Katia what the hell.

Now I'm bumping my belly against you.

Feel the burn.

[tumultuouseyes]

theyregulpingitdown said: I don’t have corn but I have bleeding arms and potential infection!!! How wonderful.

I'm unscrewing the cap on a hydrogen peroxide bottle.

Dumping it alllll over your arms.

[tumultuouseyes]

theyregulpingitdown said: Katia you wanna talk corn.

I want corn, do you have any corn? I'm really hungry.

[tumultuouseyes]

How many corn on the cob.

>:((

[tumultuouseyes]

So angry that I'm gonna go to work.

[tumultuouseyes]

I'M SO ANGRY.

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tumultuouseyes said: Hey there. I’m gonna do the thing…I’m looking up at you innocently and smiling…

You’re gonna do the thing and I’m gonna die.

[tumultuouseyes]

I'm doin' the thing by scooting closer, goddamn.

I'm pressing my haaaAAAAand on you.

[tumultuouseyes]

devilbranded said: I’M MAKING A WEIRD PAINED SMILE THING.

I’m rolling off the bed.

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I’m already in the floor what now.

[tumultuouseyes]

NO GET BACK ON THE BED.

[tumultuouseyes]

devilbranded said: I’M MAKING A WEIRD PAINED SMILE THING.

I'm rolling off the bed.