the tundramodel, never forget.

hiiii ! :3 friendly neighborhood femboy! -- enfp -- -- femme and cutesy :3 -- -- i like laufey -- a true born brit who lives in the states now -- no nsfw please, i just won't respond -- i like music theory & jazz music a lot

[diippiingdotss]

guys. i might be getting a HAALAND jersey soon. I AM FUCKING WINNING OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

[tundramodel]

i have a bellingham jersey 😏😏😏

[tundramodel]

tomussy

[booplushie]

my old pfp was my oc— no i would not. he once got into a fight with a guy over some chick and got knocked out with one punch.

my now pfp, kirk? hell no. Cliff? He might stab me, he might stab the danger, he might stab both?

@whitestreamrct2 @sludgekill @getzinyaa @k-mart-hair-42 @bassyperson open tags hooray

[septicboyman]

Absoloutely he's literally a superhero loll

@the-losthour @starsquire @someacedude + anyone else who wants to join

[someacedude]

Big dragon with four heads? I like my chances.

@applepixls @lunardelphox @questionableaardvark @yourdarklordmelkor @yukitdffrge @chaos-ducks @threepigeonsinasuitcase + open tags :>

[lunardelphox]

Well... its me in a piccrew style.

Protect me from emotional danger? Hell yeah!

From magical beings and violence... rip.

Np tags @mincetheungratefulbrat @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @rangerofthesouth @cookie-0wo @yourdarklordmelkor @aurite-aj @reginald-fillibus @nuciance-to-society @applepixls @questionableaardvark @quantumm76 @itsm0onshine + open tags I've just woken up and brain not working (love you my mutuals <3)

[itsm0onshine]

my sona? no she's a fucking girlfailure and i HATE her❤️ /aff

@murderous-beetroot @weedletum @weird-trash-panda @mrecury42 @aceofspadesmc +open

[murderous-beetroot]

I don't think a piece of beetroot with googly eyes is gonna be of much help sadly </3 unless I throw it hard enough hmmmm

Np tags @blueest-owl @very-confused-alpaca @attheendhello @becareful-tm @weedletum

[very-confused-alpaca]

trollson would protect me🥺 i just hope he doesn't get hurt

uhhhh open tags sry i cant think

[quin387]

Well it’s a crow (that i drew on my wrist). so it depends, since crows will mob together to attack perceived threats, but generally only if they/another crow are in danger.

@rusty-spooooooooon @libby-bunny-offical @raccooninthedaytime + open tags :D

[rusty-spooooooooon]

telemarketing? He would definitely try but like. Idk if he'd manage to do anything. Athena? Idk I feel like she'd just let me handle it but she might step in so I don't die

Open tags cuz I've recently learned that my tag list takes four reblogs to list completely soooooo

[imsocooltrusttt]

i think he’d kill me potentially

@diippiingdotss @taroyippeee @qbitkomorebi + open tags

[taroyippeee]

since its sage of truth, then yes. but if we’re talking about originals and not variants, then still yes though he’d kill me too

@niitroglycerin @tundramodel @diippiingdotss + open tags

[tundramodel]

it’s my sona so… maybe? because that kinda just means it’s me… i’m kinda weak so prob not.

@niitroglycerin @sn0wcold @meow-831 + open tags :>

[diippiingdotss]

brits is punk a term of endearment or does @tundramodel hate me and wants me to die

(this is satire dwdw ily tundra)

[tundramodel]

i hate you and want you to die

[diippiingdotss]

"do people in great britain have a british accent or an england accent" dottie's little sister july 28 2026

[tundramodel]

so uh what if i said… neither… because they’re both umbrella terms

[secretdoors14]

say it LOUDERRRR!

I'M UPSET.

[tundramodel]

penis

yours? bet.

[tundramodel]

booo!

AAAHHHH *shits your pants*

[chaoticneutralwife]

i think we should get really high + touch each other a lot

[tundramodel]

@taroyippeee

[tundramodel]

agahagagh please ask me things i’m so fucking bored

[mz00-nah]

I love them

Original art/idea by @misoblueig

[diippiingdotss]

@taroyippeee. us. me and u. rn.

[tundramodel]

no me and taro because he said he wants to see me take my pants off

[owlgams]

TENNA WINNERRRRRR

[tundramodel]

this accent is pissing me off

[spaamanon]

You all win. The hate is too much for me and I’m leaving here unsatisfied. No that was not a picture of me, I just found it on the internet. @taroyippeee I hope you know what you’re missing out on. @tundramodel you are never gonna be good enough for him and he’s gonna dump you by next year. And all you other little cunts protecting them should rethink how you talk to people on the internet. You genuinely made someone quit a social media site and you probably feel good about yourselves. Good riddance shitstains.

[tundramodel]

sucks to suck

[taroyippeee]

You say gorgeous but I’m sure that I look better than he does. Probably treat you better too. Also I have tons of money if that’s what it would take…

i mean i guess bro if that’s what helps you sleep at night

[tundramodel]

taro i’m going to fuck your brains out <3

[tundramodel]

also i know who thats a picture of and it’s not you because i know them and they prob wouldn’t say things like you’ve been saying. so not only are you harassing youre also catfishing. and if it is you then shame on you.

[diippiingdotss]

deftones ily but what the actual fuck 😭

[tundramodel]

don’t fuck the brits actually, i think we’re good as is. except our teeth. no dental insurance

[taroyippeee]

so I can’t fuck you? dammit

[tundramodel]

no no no you have permission just not dottie

[diippiingdotss]

OKAY TUNDRA YOU'RE GREAT BUT NO IM OKAY 😭

[tundramodel]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE BRITS

[diippiingdotss]

OMFG HELP I MEANT LIKE SCREW THEM. NOT FREAKY!! GAH EVERYONES TOO FREAKY FOR THIS.

[tundramodel]

okay so to summarise taros gonna fuck me and you don’t get to because i dont consent

[diippiingdotss]

deftones ily but what the actual fuck 😭

[tundramodel]

don’t fuck the brits actually, i think we’re good as is. except our teeth. no dental insurance

[taroyippeee]

so I can’t fuck you? dammit

[tundramodel]

no no no you have permission just not dottie

[diippiingdotss]

OKAY TUNDRA YOU'RE GREAT BUT NO IM OKAY 😭

[tundramodel]

YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE BRITS