Home
About
Contact

Loading...

Trending Blogs

Loading...

Recently Viewed Blogs

Loading...

noisedeptofficial
noise dept.
2025inreview
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
thebowerypresents
The Bowery Presents
julesofnature
Jules of Nature
interviewvampiredaily
Interview Vampire Daily
stormborns
if i look back, i am lost
macktism
macklin celebrini has autism
wolfiecindy
No title available
romaincrisis
roma★
pixelskylines
pixel skylines
mikewdriver
Mike Driver
noahkahanblog
Noah Kahan
occasionallysubtle
occasionally subtle
sugurugetos
EXPECTATIONS
itsjustfish
🪼
sadeolutola
Sade Olutola
nottodayjustin
Not today Justin
kianamaiart
Kiana Khansmith
sealsdaily
Sweet Seals For You, Always
tumblr
tumblr dot com

vinnyzhao
seen from Brazil
whateverurhavinyerself
seen from Mexico
sicakhikayeler
seen from Türkiye
naibuding
seen from United Kingdom
turkgayhikayeleri
seen from Türkiye
mitsukkii
seen from Italy
glamourvision-models
seen from United States
alphajockflex
seen from Mexico
stud4you
seen from United States
vcld
seen from Armenia
akunais
seen from Malaysia
bliffordboolin
seen from Italy
skylarawr-blog
seen from Morocco
aveonifpfs
seen from Chile
japanese-abdl
seen from Germany
hendrikrosenboom-blog
seen from Senegal
punkboytozier-blog
seen from Algeria
jznakal
seen from Malaysia
withyouandbythesea
seen from Bangladesh
franklynn60
seen from Australia

Moon

@itsm0onshine

pfp by wr.3n on disc !! :: Moonshine by name.. moonshine by nature

1,556 posts

Jun 7

finally making my intro post YIPPII

Names: Moon or Crescent (Crescent is our collective name but i use it sometimes for the love of the game)

Pronouns: any except for "it"

Sys of 90+ at time of post

asks are always open :3

tags:

#moons thoughts - random thoughts and yappings

#overanalyzing sfth - stole this from @\cookie-0wo , used when i take sfth and overanalyze

#moons scribbles - art

#moons edits - edits

#Crescent posting - sys stuff

#Vienna and Winnow - my stupid ocs /aff

fandoms:

sfth, life series (sorta), divine intervention (thats my own ^_^ i dont post about it though but i should)

favorite sfth lfs:

in no particular order: Too big to be a jockey, The game of truth and tea, strange noises from the hole in the wall, the last lullaby, we love poetry, Highway to hell (ignore how many there are)

Reciting sfth lfs:

#sfth recitals

The creak in the attic

#moons thoughts #moons scribbles #moons edits #crescent posting #vienna and winnow #sfth recitals

7h

@itsm0onshine +others

Is it possible we could maybe do each scene as a different reblog thread? My device is already crashing and we haven’t even gotten to scene two lol

yeah! and at the end i could make a masterpost sort of thing where i put the links to each scene

@someacedude @cantpickafandomtbh @questionableaardvark makin sure yall saw this :]

Absolutely lol. Both my phone and computer were struggling.

so new chain after stag stag stag or for the farmhand bit?

7h

fun fact anytime theres a knock on the door i have to quietly sing to myself “theres a knock at the door… who could it be for.. gonna finish washing up..”

#same with when i clean #its another bunny day! sweep the dust bunnies away!#ly musical sfth bits #sfth #the enigma of the high visionary #moons thoughts

7h

amanda wilson ily

youre so in love with your best friend and you helped her heal from a messy breakup with her bf but you still supported her when she wanted him back - you just made sure she was emotionally ready.

you helped your bsf create an entire wedding herself and though you stirred the waters of a relationship with her, you eventually realised that she didnt love you back and instead of attacking her or being mad at her, you left her alone. even if you knew, deep down, that it wasnt the right decision, you let her make that choice. because it didnt matter what you felt, how you felt, it was all about her happiness.

even if you, for the rest of your life, wished you had made it more clear that you loved her. that you had had a real chance with her. that you could be together.

it was always about clarissa.

#oh ok. im being normal. sure

7h

@itsm0onshine +others

Is it possible we could maybe do each scene as a different reblog thread? My device is already crashing and we haven’t even gotten to scene two lol

yeah! and at the end i could make a masterpost sort of thing where i put the links to each scene

@someacedude @cantpickafandomtbh @questionableaardvark makin sure yall saw this :]

8h

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

questionableaardvark

Im so- im so- im so sorry.

like i feel like ive been broken down

and no one's gonna reassemble me

Ive gotta go back to kelly!

questionableaardvark

I know i know i know i know i know i know!

Ive gotta fuckin tell her!

We can't- We can't ever tell anyone what happened on the stag do.

cantpickafandomtbh

OoOhhhhhh...

questionableaardvark

GO! Just get out! Get outta here! GO! GO!

OH

I CANT I CANT IM GOIN IM GOING--

Listen, I'm you best friend, okay? I'm gonna- I'm gonna stick out the rest of the weekend, but we need- You need to talk to-

questionableaardvark

She might not be done! I told her this was a four-day thing!

Okay, we'll- we go-

Listen up.

Me and you! Me, I'm your best friend, Two-man stag do. Two-man stag do. We go now! We go now before she-

questionableaardvark

nan?

cantpickafandomtbh

knock, knock! :D... Who's there?

We- We don't have to open that door. We could be like vampires.

questionableaardvark

its my Nan! I have to open that door!

Why are you so close to this c-

cantpickafandomtbh

It's Nanny!!!!

Listen, I've stood by you through a lot. But that… I just don't understand.

cantpickafandomtbh

I can't get through the door..

questionableaardvark

Are You My Best Friend?

Are you my best friend????

I'm your best friend.

questionableaardvark

We have to get through this weekend.

Just us three?

cantpickafandomtbh

Just us three!

Oh god! She's got ears like a bat.

questionableaardvark

Thank you, thank you.

Heeeeyyyyyyyy! Hello Nana!

cantpickafandomtbh

Haaaaaawwww! Hellooooooo!

questionableaardvark

how are you doing?

cantpickafandomtbh

who's my happy birthday boy?

questionableaardvark

it- its not my birthday.

It's not his birthday.

cantpickafandomtbh

Noooo?? Ya cheeky shit.

questionableaardvark

Take a seat Nana

cantpickafandomtbh

Ohh......

Haa! :D

questionableaardvark

Oh my god!

Oh my god, Nana! No, calm down. Calm down, we spoke- I'm just saying.

So that's where the bacon went.

questionableaardvark

Nana, look.

cantpickafandomtbh

Nanananana nananana nanananana nananana, ethel!

questionableaardvark

Look, we all-

we all had a really good time last night.

cantpickafandomtbh

Ohhh, yeah, we did! :D

questionableaardvark

in fact, we had such a good time that some of the guys had to- had to- well, they had to go.

cantpickafandomtbh

ohhhh, it's okay... :)

I lo-jacked them.

questionableaardvark

you what.

What?

cantpickafandomtbh

I put- I put Air-Tags in their drinks... :)

questionableaardvark

YOU PUT AIR TAGS IN THEIR DRINKS??????

cantpickafandomtbh

They were quite big... so i had to-

They didn't go down easy!

...we can always find you-

questionableaardvark

do it...

cantpickafandomtbh

Come on.... come on.... Stop dancing!

Ooooh, bring it in. Bri-

Ohhh, we- Don't- oh...

Alright, lets-

cantpickafandomtbh

Come on!

I'll undo it!

Ah- how was the sauna? How was the sauna?

cantpickafandomtbh

The sauna?

Did you have a nice time at the sauna cabin?

cantpickafandomtbh

Oohhhhh, that's what that was... I thought I was having a hot flush...

questionableaardvark

Nana, Nana, for the rest of the weekend, its just going to be us, okay?

cantpickafandomtbh

Just gonna be the three of us??

questionableaardvark

So we just got one more day, and tonight and then after everything's done, and we've had a great time- I've actually booked a night-

cantpickafandomtbh

And then the wedding. :)

questionableaardvark

and then the wedding, yes. I- i- booked a nice-

cantpickafandomtbh

My big day. :D

questionableaardvark

well its not really your big day is it? Its-its-

cantpickafandomtbh

Our big day.

questionableaardvark

well, the fam- i guess the family's big day.

She think- Does she...

questionableaardvark

Nana, dont do anything.

Does she think she's marrying you?

questionableaardvark

no, surely not...

Why was she talk about it's 'her big day?'

questionableaardvark

im- let me investigate. Look, I've got a brunch for us booked at 10-

We're not taking her out of this cabin.

questionableaardvark

we have to take her.

We ke- We stay in the cabin. We can contain the situation in the cabin.

That, in public, in Munich- We'll get put in a fucking Interpol list!

questionableaardvark

We- WERE GOING TO THE BREAKFAST.

Let me just find out, okay? Let me find out.

That what?

Whether your nan thinks she's marrying you?

questionableaardvark

Yes.

This is fucking mad!

questionableaardvark

I know. I KNOW

But you- You're still my best friend.

questionableaardvark

Thank you. Help me through this. We'll get- We'll get through this.

Has Julie met her?

questionableaardvark

no.

cantpickafandomtbh

Peek-a-boo!

questionableaardvark

Jesus- Nana. Nana, can we have a little chat? Can we have a chat time? Chat time! Danananananananana-

cantpickafandomtbh

AAAAAAAAAA! ethel!

questionableaardvark

Yeah. So, umm....

I'm gonna go see if there's any bacon left.

cantpickafandomtbh

Oh, there is! It's pre-used!

questionableaardvark

uh, nana, how you doing? You having a good time?

cantpickafandomtbh

I'm having such a good time... :D

questionableaardvark

where did you get - all those animals you brought in last night?

cantpickafandomtbh

well... I'm as- I'm as surprised as you are.

questionableaardvark

Why?

cantpickafandomtbh

Well, they... just seem to follow me... Very enthused. I suppose I've got animal magnetism.

questionableaardvark

Sorry, who- Nana. D'you know before, Nana? (Snaps) Nana?

cantpickafandomtbh

[vague choking noises]

questionableaardvark

Oh fuck. Nana- Nana. Shit! I need-

That- That still smells so bad in there.

#going amazing so far- if we get to scene two today i will sadly not be able to fulfill my role ( unfortunately sleep is soon)#but yall are fire so far gang #<- me too i gtg soon 🥹#but yes theyre doing awesome!

9h

For people deciding to scroll my blog soon- I would recommend blocking the tag #sfth recitals. I’m going to be reciting a sfth play with some moots so it’s gonna be VERY long

#yep yep !! applies for this blog too

9h

i think its great that after a long day of crying about my multiple queer ships that kinda were canon but not really or were doomed by the narrative i can sit down with my boba and watch one of the 174763247238746 sfth longforms that feature explicit, canon queer characters or pairings

10h

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

questionableaardvark

Im so- im so- im so sorry.

like i feel like ive been broken down

and no one's gonna reassemble me

Ive gotta go back to kelly!

questionableaardvark

I know i know i know i know i know i know!

Ive gotta fuckin tell her!

We can't- We can't ever tell anyone what happened on the stag do.

cantpickafandomtbh

OoOhhhhhh...

OH.

I CANT--I CANT--

IM GOING IM GOIN

#<- oh my b #i'm just confused bc there are two different reblogged lines after ethel's 😅#<- OH I DIDNT REALIZE #JUST REDID IT LMAO

10h

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

questionableaardvark

Im so- im so- im so sorry.

like i feel like ive been broken down

and no one's gonna reassemble me

Ive gotta go back to kelly!

questionableaardvark

I know i know i know i know i know i know!

Ive gotta fuckin tell her!

We can't- We can't ever tell anyone what happened on the stag do.

cantpickafandomtbh

OoOhhhhhh...

questionableaardvark

GO! Just get out! Get outta here! GO! GO!

OH

I CANT I CANT IM GOIN IM GOING--

10h

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

questionableaardvark

Im so- im so- im so sorry.

like i feel like ive been broken down

and no one's gonna reassemble me

Ive gotta go back to kelly!

questionableaardvark

I know i know i know i know i know i know!

Ive gotta fuckin tell her!

We can't- We can't ever tell anyone what happened on the stag do.

cantpickafandomtbh

OoOhhhhhh...

OH.

I CANT--I CANT--

IM GOING IM GOIN

#wait i think this is supposed to be after jim #i think???#<- they talk over each other

Jul 29

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

questionableaardvark

Im so- im so- im so sorry.

like i feel like ive been broken down

and no one's gonna reassemble me

Ive gotta go back to kelly!

questionableaardvark

I know i know i know i know i know i know!

Ive gotta fuckin tell her!

We can't- We can't ever tell anyone what happened on the stag do.

cantpickafandomtbh

OoOhhhhhh...

OH.

I CANT--I CANT--

IM GOING IM GOIN

Jul 29

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

questionableaardvark

Im so- im so- im so sorry.

like i feel like ive been broken down

and no one's gonna reassemble me

Ive gotta go back to kelly!

questionableaardvark

I know i know i know i know i know i know!

Ive gotta fuckin tell her!

Jul 29

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

questionableaardvark

Im so- im so- im so sorry.

like i feel like ive been broken down

and no one's gonna reassemble me

Ive gotta go back to kelly!

#fuuuck i missed my line

Jul 29

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

questionableaardvark

Hey, you're not like-

Uh- The- The other guys-

You're not like- I know, obviously, like-

are you cross with me? Or I - with her?

I- I don't want you to not come to the wedding, I, like-

i just feel shattered, yknow?

Jul 29

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

It was the finale of her show.

[heartbroken, defeated sigh] im gonna have to cancel all my cards...

Jul 29

we're about to perform a completely improvised scripted play ☝️ it will have a beginning, a middle, and an end. i know because ive watched the play multiple times :)

we have:

@someacedude as:Jamie

@questionableaardvark as: Jim and the goat

@cantpickafandomtbh as: Ethel

@aceofspadesmc as: Tomcee and Lucy

and @itsm0onshine (me!) as: Wilhelm, Farmhand, and wallet guy

in Sorry about my nan :) enjoy !!

*loud exhale*

....

That was embarrassing.

questionableaardvark

I just need like-, I need just a bit of. quiet.

Processing time? Yeah, yeah. Yeah that's uh... Not how I imagined that event happening

...

Catering was good.

questionableaardvark

Yeah.

I don't think people will be talking, hehe... about the foooood.

It's a real shame.

questionableaardvark

Sometimes I think its good if something like this happens-

Do you, really?

questionableaardvark

No no no! Im saying if something terrible like happens, just to sit with it for a second. Before you, have a breakdown.

Well I- I'm happy to just sit for a bit. I've been tidying up for the last two hours.

questionableaardvark

Is she still...

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

questionableaardvark

She's still alive.

OH yes. I would say very, very much alive.

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

sorry?

I don't know why you invited her.

questionableaardvark

I dont know why I invited her. I knew- if I knew-

Who invites their nan on their bachelor party?

…

So when you sent me like the list of the bros that you wanted there, I was like, oh;

Dave,

Carl,

Johnny boy,

and the like, Ethel.

I was like... WHAT?

WHAT?

questionableaardvark

We have just been really close recently and.... She-

Yeah I could tell.

questionableaardvark

I know, she likes to- She likes to party, but i didn't know she likes to party that hard!

I don't even know how she got farm animals into Munich. Like she- she's not German. Doesn't speak German. And yet, she brought all of those farm animals there.

We're not getting our deposit back!

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAA

questionableaardvark

for fucks sake! Go back into the- go back in there.

questionableaardvark

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

questionableaardvark

Go back into the toilet. So great! So we have the - Great! That's great! Just a little recap, so we've got this lovely, little house here. Isn't this great?

Yeah, yep.

questionableaardvark

Everyone's left now, because they're so ashamed.

Di- Disturbed, I'd say.

questionableaardvark

Disturbed. We've got a house full of fucking animals.

I got rid of most of them!

questionableaardvark

And now I dont know where Nan is!!!

I told you. She's in- She's still in the cabin.

guys, sorry, i--i left my wallet here

questionableaardvark

oh, Clive, you're still here

Big Jim.

questionableaardvark

oh, bi- big jim Clive! Clive, also known as Big Jim!

Big Jim- Big Jim Clive.

questionableaardvark

How's your...How's the bite?

uhh.. I--uh--yeah i went to the hospital this morning, i think-- i think its going to be okay..

questionableaardvark

Did they take all the poison out?

They gave you the anti-venom?

yeah.

she's not--she's not still fucking here, is she? just..

She's in the sauna cabin.

alright, okay. right, okay.

okay, right.

yeah.

okay.

What, what d'you- what'd you leave?

uhm--just my wallet..

😐 ...

You don't want it.

..really.?

#😐 really is jamie this whole play lmao #<- LMAO YEAHH

Moon @itsm0onshine - Tumblr Blog | Tumgag