Isabell’s Sludge

Whos gonna read these anyways

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Making this account to review movies and express my opinions or more so thoughts on them. Feel free to suggest any movies (I won’t really do shows since I get exhausted watching them and it would take me a while to watch the whole things, you get the gist)

Burps follow me please. The only follow I’ve gotten recently was from an only fans bot

[drizzledrawings]

#brohole

[jennymae]

𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐘𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐗𝐎𝐍 //

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Watching the walking dead again yes I have obvious favourites

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Final girls

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Carol 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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What if instead of fighting in the walking dead they all kissed or did they try that

[berlogauwu]

big bad brother

[drizzledrawings]

Rick and Daryl enter the backrooms

[aronyflo]

[beyondtheveiloftheflesh]

“He’s right behind me…isn’t he?” Ahh situation

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This exact image is me when a teacher with some hot ass funky ass breath comes up behind me to check my work like why you all up on me

[bertilakk]

🪰🪰🪰

Interesting fact: in this film, Jeff Goldblum himself looks like a fly even before the transformation

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I am the real life Seth brundle but instead of being a fly, I am a rat

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My pet peeves are either really specific or just plain, no inbetween. Example:

I can’t, and when I say this I mean it with all my heart, I cannot STAND when I’m playing a video game or watching a movie and someone says “I’m gonna kill you to death”… how do you kill someone to life???? It just doesn’t make sense, just say “im gonna kill you!”. You can’t kill someone to life! And maybe I’m just being a smart butt saying that, but I think too much on things and specifically sentences that don’t make sense kill me ‘to death’. It’s so stupid I hate it I hate it I hate it. You aren’t gonna kill me, your grammar will! Your words! They hurt me! (This is obviously excluding people whose first language isn’t English, young children, or people with learning disabilities and along the lines of that) Other than that, I can’t stand it, you know English, you speak it every single day but that specific sentence you just say, I get nobody probably says it in real life. But still! Writers, please don’t make your characters say this, I will implode. I am the worst literature nerd out there

Another thing I hate, and this is very common to hate so don’t say “oh but Isabell! Pretty much everyone hates this!!” Or I will bomb you, I hate when people say ‘I hate this’ or ‘I don’t like this’ or ‘this isn’t canon!’ On a TikTok post, either it’s an edit (the first and second apply to the edit part), art, or headcannons (the third applies to this) like brother, nobody asked you. You aren’t a movie critic, a book critic, or any type of critic. If you were you wouldn’t be on your phone all the time commenting on fandom posts saying you don’t like it. Get the fact that nobody asked, all you’re doing is just annoying people, and you aren’t really doing anything with your life other than hating. I just don’t get it, nobody asked you to state your opinion on a video, if you don’t like it, take your fat 200 lb finger and scroll off.

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My eye itches scratch it

[kamoshidakun]

I'm a huge fan of Jeff Goldblum and have been really itching to write some reader inserts...

I'd love to take suggestions/requests for his characters. I haven't seen all his movies sadly but feel free to send for the following characters:

Dr Ian Malcolm

Deputy Vilmos Kovacs

David Levinson

The Wizard / Oscar Diggs

Michael Gold

Sidney Zweibel / New Jersey

Mac

Alistair Hennessey

The Grandmaster

I can't promise to do them all but I'd like to try! Feel free to suggest other Goldblum characters, I just haven't gotten around to watching them yet. (Or not sure how well they translate to fic and smut (that bitch from Mortdecai, Nine Months and Body Snatchers)).

Will Not Write

Raceplay

Underage (especially if reader is a child or below 17)

Platonic/Familial Stuff (I'm a smut writer so writing Gen x Reader stuff doesn't interest me on this account)

Real Person Fic (it just makes me uncomfortable despite being super attracted to Goldblum)

Deviantart kinks such as inflation, growth, vore, transformation due to disinterest

Navel/bellybutton stuff

Child death, abortion, miscarriage

Trans Mpreg (more than happy to write trans masc stuff tho)

I'm most experienced writing fem and AFAB reader stuff (usually gender isnt specified when I do write pussy stuff but still). I'm more than happy to try to write specifically trans masc, trans fem or male reader stuff. Key word is try hahha.

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Got happy looking at this until I realized it was all the way back in 25

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Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

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Yo guys legit I have to edit this post because tumblr won’t let me post for some reason 💔 help me

[mintmatcha]

man who gets a little chubbed when you enjoy your food too much

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Thought this said “man who gets chubby when he enjoys your food too much” 💔