Rachel

23, she/they

[turbojiggles]

[hyperjiggles]

how do all the spambots keep getting past this shit

[hyperjiggles]

[bimboid]

[midnight-revolucion]

[xkoifishteax]

Like father like son.

[setheverman]

i ate 6 sandwiches in like 4 minutes and now i can’t move

[aroptua]

I can offer mouth to mouth.

[setheverman]

don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

The way that some of y'all talk about queer people that you think are weirder than you is fucking disgusting honestly

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

"We need to get these freaks and degenerates out of our community so that we can more effectively appeal to the moral sesibilities of people who hate us" I am going to beat you to death with a hammer

[valentineartstudio]

Sharing some older work from the archive today. These to-scale body shaped planters are titled The Lovers Series 2019 and are made in the image of my wife and I. The womans body on the left: Raku clay, underglaze, clear glaze, and acrylic paint. The mans body on the right: Red clay, underglaze, acrylic paint. Displayed in the Minneapolis College Spring 2019 Gallery and Sota Pop 2019 Show.

[bongjoonhoe]

School of Rock (2003) dir. Richard Linklater

[theroundbartable]

Arthur is hit by a magic spell that makes him "follow all which his heart desires."

Meaning, if he wants to eat a grape, he eats a grape. He wants to call out his father for acting rash? So he does. He can't hold back. Doesn't hold back.

"Rise and shine.", Merlin says and Arthur wants to crawl back into bed, so he does.

"Get up.", Merlin says, louder and Arthur grabs him by the wrist and pulls him with him under the blankets.

He later apologizes profusely, but Merlin knows sometimes you just really don't want to be alone in bed. Maybe, in his sleep, Arthur confused him with someone he wanted.

That is, until Arthur suddenly grabs his hand during missions.

Pushes him against walls or randomly gives him a hug.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out what Arthur's desire is. But Merlin does Wonder about one thing.

"I would have thought you had kissed me by now."

"i'd want to.", says Arthur, because who ever desires to lie?

"why don't you?"

"i don't want to force myself on you." It's cute, because apparently what Arthur desires more than Merlin, is Merlin's happiness.

That might explain why Arthur just revoked the ban on magic as well.

[turbojiggles]

Closing the Tumblr app and opening Reddit to find this post. And I gotta say- yes, yes it's just like this.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[bisforbutch]

For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.

[turbojiggles]

want cuddle

[inked-violets]

I apologise for having a nuanced opinion on the Internet, but "The destruction of a vast network that many creators rely on to reach their audience is heartbreaking" and "Watching the multibillion-dollar impulsive purchase of an entitled man-child crash and burn within days of getting his hands on it is objectively funny" are two statements that can and should co-exist

[czedwardsblog]

For me, they must co-exist, because if I can’t have the latter, the former is unbearable. It’s the brutal satisfaction of watching your own crops burn and knowing that the invaders will starve.

[stuckyparty]

It’s the brutal satisfaction of watching your own crops burn and knowing that the invaders will starve.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So I've hidden this reply, both because it's obnoxious and because I don't want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don't know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

[peacemode]

no defense of the quote intended here but i think this is a fundamentally unrealistic goal for the anonymized internet and hoping/intending for it to get better is not gonna pan out

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

I think if you see someone say "we should be nicer to each other" and your immediate reaction is "yeah but we won't," then you are part of the problem

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[todaysbat]

[thebewilderer]

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

[salamencerobot]

THE BATS CAN ONLY DO CALCULUS IN ONE DIRECTION