cherry valley forever
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art blog(derogatory)
izzy's playlists!
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PR's Tumblrdome
Monterey Bay Aquarium
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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dirt enthusiast
$LAYYYTER
Love Begins
@theartofmadeline
RMH
titsay
taylor price
Keni
Not today Justin
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@turboskrunk
Groveling siege engineer twink: Please, my Sultana! I swear I can get boypreggers if you just keep breeding me!
Me, 6' tall trans Sultana baddie: Off to the Janissaries with you, barren bitchboy! Bring me 17 more apprentices! 18 of them will come back pregnant!
Me getting votekicked from my therapists lobby. #pro-gamer
A Hound, that's locked in a simulation.
A Handler that is just as trapped in reality.
The Handler leaves enough bread crumbs for the Hound to escape.
The Hound finds the Handler and frees her from the cage of her duty.
Both have broken from the machine that is the war.
Two knights rescuing their princesses.
Hound whose programed reward stimulus is just hearing Handler say their name.
How are you bouncing on it today?
with you in mind
as a warmup
like the Pixar lamp
within tournament regulations
to maintain the upper hand
to lock in a 5 star review
how are you bouncing on it today?
until reinforcements arrive.
in memoriam
effortlessly
like no one else can
extrajudicially
in accordance with the ancient prophecy
Chief Engineer: "Ma'am we've received multiple complaints about pilots having difficulties managing their heat."
Handler 9: "And considering they just received new heatsinks, is this some roundabout admission to having installed them incorrectly?"
CE: "No ma'am, they uh...they aren't talking about their mechs."
H9: "..."
CR: "..."
H9: "I need to go escalate my station transfer request."
how are you bouncing on it today?
without consideration to the source material
for warmth
without realizing it
allegedly
low and slow
with extreme prejudice
Hound that will dive through orbital bombardments and heavy fire with glee, but can't be deployed if there's a thunderstorm.
How are you bouncing on it today?
To break a record.
to apply a status effect.
after quicksaving.
to complete the ritual.
until it is done.
into your retirement.
I need a hasty photoshop or sketch of a hound in a car with this sign that says:
Do NOT break the window.
The heatsink is ON.
She has water and is listening to the sitrep.
hasty photoshop complete, boss
Yeeeeeeeesss!
How are you bouncing on it today?
to the full extent of the law
in a show of mercy
before they catch you
fashionably
off script
any %
What if... someone rewired a Hound's haptics to pull data from the handler wearing a full physical feedback suit instead of the mech. When the Hound does well, the handler touches herself, and the Hound feels all of it.
Me, pacing around the house saying "big things coming" over and over to myself, and its just me waiting for my Ao3 invite.
I need a hasty photoshop or sketch of a hound in a car with this sign that says:
Do NOT break the window.
The heatsink is ON.
She has water and is listening to the sitrep.
Handler 9: "Chief administrator, this is unexpected. What brings you out of the office?"
CA: "Well, I wanted to see them of course."
H9: "I'm afraid I'm not sure what you mean, ma'am."
CA: "Don't play coy, the doggies!"
H9 spitting her coffee: "The who?"
CA: "I overheard them say there was a kennel, I wanted to see it for myself."
H9: "Attention all pilots and staff, it is called a HANGER! A HANGER!"
Handler 9: Please stop submitting requests to change your callsign designation to "Good Doggy."" I will not be approving that or the subsequent requests for "Pretty Thing, Sweet Puppy, or My Needy Little Bitch." But only because that last one is too long.
