Harlequin Hero.

26AUS/SYD I'm a realist.There is no line.Depending on how I feel, is what influences my tumblr posts. Cheers.

[reputayswift]

[rylandsgrace]

Ncuti Gatwa The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (March 2025)

[despazito]

[ruinedchildhood]

[chelsamander]

[numboars-deactivated20241205]

Gumby did not say that

[beesmygod]

he said this you son of a bitch

[lovewithagirl]

[ image description: a still of Gumby wearing a cowboy hat and a holster with a revolver in it, standing in front of a claymation set with cacti and stones, and a caption at the bottom reading, “Hell of a thing…taking a man’s life.” / end description ]

[secondlina]

Just some crow things.

[satanicbratt]

[nevver]

Tell me about it, Michael Pederson

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cr 小风车手工

[getvalentined]

[malibuklaus]

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[butternaan]

me

[kaijuno]

[chilewithcarnage]

[plaguedocboi]

BANANA BREAD MOLTED AND NOW HES BLUE

In case you forgot, this is what he looked like before

[angybk7]

??? Do lobsters change color when they molt? I never knew

[plaguedocboi]

Not usually, no. They tend to lose some of their color when they’re preparing to molt and then come out looking more vibrant, but they typically don’t change colors completely. Banana Bread is just a very fashionable lobster I guess

[srsfunny]

I'm a lambda guy!! Measuring various wavelengths.

[sovietnam]

[badndngirl]

just write a shitty poem, what do you have to lose

[badndngirl]

To everyone reblogging this and saying something like “my dignity,” may I submit this very good and accurate tweet