Löded Diper Stan

dont follow if u dont stan

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[fandaniel]

[eebie]

there are some apples that were conceived with hatred inside of them

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

[eebie]

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[letterful]

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[ilynpilled]

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[1111111111111111111111a-deactiv]

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[oneheadtoanother]