Löded Diper Stan

dont follow if u dont stan

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[segamascott]

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[kushblazer666]

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[segamascott]

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[segamascott]

[kosmogrl]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[cikero]

this world is so funny

[cikero]

but I’m done laughing