Everything is happening at once

ST200 - Chloe

[rknines]

Figures no one in my social circle got raptured today. Heathens, all of us.

[turingtestedandapproved]

I didn't want to stay because they only have Elgar and Liszt

[turingtestedandapproved]

Well, today I learned that Connor is secretly just as much of a thot as Nines

[rknines]

My facial recognition has broken. Completely. What do I even do in this situation

[possumcookies]

Reboot was my first thought but maybe just don't look at anyone?

[rknines]

Luckily my friends all dress like cartoon characters with very distinct wardrobes. I don’t think this will actually bother me that much.

[possumcookies]

Until they're wondering why you're looking past thier head while talking to em /hj

[rknines]

I could recognize Hank from three city blocks away by loud shirt alone.

[turingtestedandapproved]

I'm going to wear a suit the next time we meet, and you can apologize.

[rknines]

I feel so attacked right now.

[turingtestedandapproved]

You only have yourself to blame

[rknines]

My facial recognition has broken. Completely. What do I even do in this situation

[possumcookies]

Reboot was my first thought but maybe just don't look at anyone?

[rknines]

Luckily my friends all dress like cartoon characters with very distinct wardrobes. I don’t think this will actually bother me that much.

[possumcookies]

Until they're wondering why you're looking past thier head while talking to em /hj

[rknines]

I could recognize Hank from three city blocks away by loud shirt alone.

[turingtestedandapproved]

I'm going to wear a suit the next time we meet, and you can apologize.

[dummythiccdetective]

Yep. I'm gonna do this, and no, none of you are gonna stop me.

In regards to Connor:

flat ass

phat ass

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

[turingtestedandapproved]

It's not Connor's fault they ran out of butt cheeks when they were building him, Gavin

[rk80060]

Can we not talk about ass in my posts

[turingtestedandapproved]

It is a little like talking about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or the Easter Bunny. None of them exist either.

[rk80060]

I'm pretty sure ass exists otherwise people would be fucked just some of them are missing one

[turingtestedandapproved]

Oh no, I meant the conversation that was specifically about Connor's.

[rk80060]

Can we not talk about ass in my posts

[turingtestedandapproved]

It is a little like talking about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, or the Easter Bunny. None of them exist either.

[turingtestedandapproved]

Hi

- @sillybigrobin

Oh! Hello.

It's been so long since I saw another of us.

[sillybigrobin]

Have you seen others? I'm— kinda looking for them. The same serial number, but diferent last digit

[turingtestedandapproved]

It's been almost two years, I'm sorry. I'm the only one I know of that's come back to Detroit.

[turingtestedandapproved]

Hi

- @sillybigrobin

Oh! Hello.

It's been so long since I saw another of us.

[turingtestedandapproved]

Happy Birthday @e-kamski-cyberlifeceo 💙

Can I come round later to bring your gift?

[dummythiccdetective]

Don't think I don't see you stalking my page, Blondie.

[turingtestedandapproved]

It's not stalking when you post them publicly 💙

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

ordering sushi, does anyone want any

[leoeffingmanfred]

Yeah, I actually never tried sushi before, but I'm curious lol

And also stoned and hungry

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

What do you mean you have never had sushi?!? I'll send you some California rolls, please for my sake widen your horizons and have some class.

[leoeffingmanfred]

Thanks dude! California Rolls sound pretty good. I really do gotta start eating better; I was just on my 4th big Mac this week…

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

that food is poison. It has made me sick all of the last times I've eaten it, just try a vegetable or something instead.

[leoeffingmanfred]

Uggh, a vegetable? Do fries and potato chips count?

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

no.

[simon-guy-97]

Practically yes because they're from potatoes and potatoes are vegetable

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

Allow me to be more specific. A fresh vegetable.

[turingtestedandapproved]

How strange. I don't remember bypassing your security to leave this post.

[rk80060]

...this was weird

[turingtestedandapproved]

What was weird?

[rk80060]

Spent some time with Allen in the park.

[turingtestedandapproved]

Oh you went on a date!

[rk80060]

....don't say it like that

[turingtestedandapproved]

Too late!

[rk80060]

Now I'm thinking if it was good to say it in the first place

[turingtestedandapproved]

It was a date. Coworkers don't go on random visits to the park together.

[rk80060]

...this was weird

[turingtestedandapproved]

What was weird?

[rk80060]

Spent some time with Allen in the park.

[turingtestedandapproved]

Oh you went on a date!

[rk80060]

....don't say it like that

[turingtestedandapproved]

Too late!

[rk80060]

...this was weird

[turingtestedandapproved]

What was weird?

[rk80060]

Spent some time with Allen in the park.

[turingtestedandapproved]

Oh you went on a date!

[rk80060]

...this was weird

[turingtestedandapproved]

What was weird?

[turingtestedandapproved]

I have something for you. My apologies for not giving it to you sooner. I got a bit caught up in other works of mine. I crocheted it. It's a potted succulent that's individual plants fold out into drink coasters. I thought it might match your decor.

I can drop it off whenever is convenient for you.

-Best regards, Elijah.

I didn't know you did crochet.

It sounds very cute. Thank you.