Mogus: You may think that I'm a millionaire jerk face who has no respect for anyone but you're wrong.
Mogus : I'm actually a billionaire.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Mogus: You may think that I'm a millionaire jerk face who has no respect for anyone but you're wrong.
Mogus : I'm actually a billionaire.
D@niel: J0rius, you’re a soldier of the Oculus! You work 24/7, not 9 to 5! You’ve got to be vigilant! Tireless! Dedicated!
J0rius: [sighs] You’re right…
D@niel: And my work here is done.
J0rius: Wha-!? What happened to tireless and dedicated!?
D@niel: I wasn’t talking about me.
D@niel: What is the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?
Br33z: Knife to the throat.
Mogus: Gun to the back.
Jackal: Poison in his cup.
J0rius: You're all horrible...
Matr: I'm just going to grab a healthy breakfast
Skue: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Matr: Breakfast burrito, but yeah
Skue: I pity your dentist
Matr: Jokes on you, I don't have a dentist!
“What if something happens to Br33z and she never gets to meet my baby? I don’t want to hang out with some stupid baby who’s never met Br33z.”
Skue
Br33z: What are you doing?
Matr: Trying to give you a hug??
Br33z:...Oh I thought you were attacking me
Matr: I’m the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Skue: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
S#an: *reading instructions* apply to shampooed, towel dry hair. After 5 mins rinse thoroughly
S#an: *mixes shampoo with the hair mask* time is money
Skue: Jackal , if you don't stop I swear I will stab you
Jackal: Thank god I've got my knee pads to protect me
D@niel: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Jackal: Have everyone stand.
Matr: Bring three more chairs.
J0rius: The most important ones can sit down.
Br33z: Kill three.
Skue: Br33z are you alright?!
Br33z: .. im dying... but at least I could die doing what I loved most
Skue: overthrowing the government?
Br33z: dying
J0rius: Well im back I guess
Jackal: Back from what?
J0rius: I left. For three weeks. How did you not notice?
Jackal: ...
Mogus: J0rius I MISSED YOU
Matr: I WAS WORRIED SICK
Mogus: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life?
Jackal: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.
Br33z: My will to live, I haven't seen this in 15 years.
Skue: I knew I lost my potential somewhere.
Matr: Ah, mental stability, my old friend.
Mogus: Guys, could you lighten up a little? Please?
Br33z: I have no fears.
Matr: What if you woke up one day and Skue was taller than you?
Br33z: ...
Br33z: I have one fear
S#an: Can we have a birthday cake?
Mogus: It's not your birthday.
S#an: The cake won't know
Mogus: Did you eat all of the powdered donuts?
S#an: *mouth full of food* No…
Mogus: Then what’s that on your pants?
S#an: That’s cocaine.
S#an: What does the chef recommend?
Mogus: This is McDonald's.