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Randy, 1996 Scream: Rule number two--you can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one.

Brooke: Party at my place. I'm getting the good stuff.

Me: *sighs loudly*

#x. OUT OF HORROR RULES ( ooc )

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❝ Who would of thought the life and times of a sexually confused catholic school girl would be so dry. ❞

❝ Do you wanna feel this thing with the sexually confused atheist’s foot up your butt ? ❞

INDIE SELECTIVE AUDREY JENSEN

#i'm sorry i'm neglectful to randy #i'm mostly here #if you want to rp #x. SELF PROMO

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’ You forgot one rule of sequels Jill.

—- Don’t FUCK with the originals. ‘

#x. PROMO

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Anyone else love this scene?

#x. IMAGES #queue

( CASS )

❝ i need to be educated ?? ❞ there’s a scoff, followed by LAUGHTER & a single raised eyebrow. ❝ the last time i watched halloween, i was twelve … and i GIGGLED my way through it. if anyone’s getting educated it’s gonna be you, so you’d better be ready tomorrow —– it’s gonna blow your ass away how EDUCATED i really am. ❞

❝ Thats because you’re psychotic. You probably spend too much time with Billy. I can’t blame you. You were born into it. ❞

( SID’S COUSIN )

“Um. Unfortunately. Her mom is –was my mom’s sister…And…you…would be?”

“I’m Randy. Her best friend. She probably mentioned me.”

#pretend the icon is older randy #i don't have very many icons for older!randy #ofscre4ms

macabrist

“LOOK, I get how Psycho could be considered a classic, but are you honestly trying to argue that something as hokey as Noseferatu played an important part in society?? Old horror films might have had to rely on the viewer’s psyche for the scares a lot more, but the industry has just turned into one big gratuitous GORE BUCKET, and I don’t see anything redeeming about that at all.”

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“Society is getting more and more immune to violence. They need to up the body count, more blood more gore. Because your generation doesn’t blink an eye at the classic horror. The film industry had to change or you guys would put them out of business.”

#macabriist

( WHY DO I HANG OUT WITH THIS GUY? )

“According to you, everyone ends up dead in a horror movie.” An eye roll punctuates his sarcasm as he motions Randy to follow him down the hall, footsteps light. “If you’re scared, then by all means, LEAVE. I don’t mind getting all the glory.”

“Well yeah, you’re just making it easier for the killer to up the body count.” Randy let out a sigh, he wasn’t going to leave this guy to die. “Fine i’m staying.”

#macabriist

( macabriist )

you’re talking to the guy that works part-time at a MORTUARY. of course he’d be better at helping you plot your death. “is that an actual request or – ?”

“At this point, I think it might be.”

#macabriist

( STRANGER )

“Not a chance. I don’t fuck losers.”

“ Yeah not what I meant. “

#firstmurdcr

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my other Randy love <3

must be something in the name

#x. EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT ( randy )

( mastcrmiind )

❛ Why are you here, again? ❜

❛ I work here. ❜ Duh

#mastcrmiind

( I HATE THIS GUY )

❛ What standards? Have you seen yourself in the mirror, lately? God. — We’re not discussing horror films, Randy. Being single doesn’t make you immortal. One day you’re going to bite it, of old age or otherwise…virgin or not. Isn’t that sad? To live without experiencing some of the most basic, satisfying pleasures of all? I’d rather die happy than a sad, lonely nerd. ❜

❛ You know what Fuck you billy. ❜ Randy crossed his arms across his chest. That wasn’t what he wanted to say, mostly he wanted to insult the other but his mind was coming up blank. Hence his reply.

#mastcrmiind