probs in the forge

heya! my name is Paige (of the Turner family) and this is my blog! :3

[turningpaige]

We all crawled into this world from a crumbled hole <3

[turningpaige]

call me *RIZZ*o the way I just out-rizzed the rat

[turningpaige]

@hawaiian-punch-ass-potion ALSO OUT-RIZZED THE RAT!!!!!!

[turningpaige]

call me *RIZZ*o the way I just out-rizzed the rat

[turningpaige]

I’m sensing a ROASTED RAT BUFFET!!!

[turningpaige]

Antok *THE BARD* is actually a secret genius?

[turningpaige]

ugh I hate when people think that rats are filled with blighted ichor …

[itsapmseymour]

Hmm… a an overeager librarian or scholar named

Paige

Turner

This anything?

[hawaiian-punch-ass-potion]

Hey so uh this is my friend, @turningpaige. She's an artificer like me, which I suppose qualifies her as an overeager scholar.

//OOC: this post gave me whiplash

[turningpaige]

omg is this post about MOI?!?

[turningpaige]

I personally believe that one could deflect missiles simply by queefing so hard that you blow em right outta the sky.

[fruityfairyfriend]

if i die on the battle field today please write big queef and the burping vibrator for me, it's my dying wish

[turningpaige]

I will. I promise you, if you die today, the queefs and burps will be known throughout the realm!

[turningpaige]

“Thomas isn’t a person” - @fruityfairyfriend , same dude that just thanked “everyone who’s not trying to kill” him for his survival. wondrous!

[turningpaige]

BESTIE @fruityfairyfriend just “nuh-uh”-ed getting hit - FINGER WAGGLE AND ALL!!

[turningpaige]

me rn

[hawaiian-punch-ass-potion]

PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU! I feel so slow... T-T

[fruityfairyfriend]

same!! we need a cheetah ride asap

[turningpaige]

you wanna ride me, you say?

[turningpaige]

just annihilated a tree full of snipers! yay me!

[turningpaige]

me rn

[fruityfairyfriend]

lost my winter kilt dammit

[turningpaige]

my condolences, bestie! that kilt will be missed

[turningpaige]

I think we killed a scaly. I feel like that’s illegal??? maybe???

[turningpaige]

“there’s somewhere between 1 … and *more than 1*” - Barb