Turnip the beets

oh my lord I don't know how to feel

[trashcanniballecter]

What in antici

[cartooncoyote]

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

[turnip-the-beets-blog]

I will only date someone who calls me their geef no exceptions

[turnip-the-beets-blog]

me: *playing a video game*

me: ooh fire

me: *walks through the fire*

me: *doesn't take damage*

me: oh so it's one of THOSE games

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

[hdoomguy]

jesus fuck

[gaiomon]

I should not have pressed play while eating because I almost choked and died.

[thecatacombkid-deactivated20120]

[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠＯଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there 

[gimb]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

PRESIDENT: Get this man and his grandson on a black hawk to Area 51!

Rick and Morty, Get Schwifty (2015) dir. Wes Archer

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

Rick and Morty, Season 3 - Animatic Sneak Peak, Part 3 of 4

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4

[turnip-the-beets-blog]

Rick and Morty, from someone who's never seen it

Rick: w-we uh, morty ya gott--morty ya gotta fuck a car morty, morty oh my god morty morty morty

Morty: aww GEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeeEEEeEEEEEeeeez rick

[4chansgreentexts]

Australian on kangas https://t.co/I9l0cekjqz - read more 4chan stories: https://t.co/0ICZ0Bkdeu https://t.co/oMlHOL35oZ

[bassboost-r-us]

Visit Original Link

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[brotneyspores-deactivated202012]

Looking to spice up your sex life? Next time you’re in the mood, climb on top of him and cut his stomach open, then wrap his intestines around you like a scarf. It will be a sexy surprise!

[omweekend]

[lerchesondre]

pm