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[girlsuggestion]

Big sweaters and lacy lingerie underneath

[newbyoes]

[cred-deactivated20161202]

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

[predictedpancakes]

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[miscaitlin]

my kind of article

[maxxipad]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

SHOCK, AWE

[seungrifeels]

Have you guys been keeping up with Wong Fu/Ryan Higa’s KPOP group project? hahaha They’re “debuting” tomorrow, but Wong Fu’s been posting the individual members’ bios for the past few hours and I have been laughing for 79 years. 😂

P-Dragon. Daeyang. Jeungri. J-Lite. I wonder how they’re going to incorporate T.O.P’s name into Ryan’s. LOL

[seungrifeels]

“DISCOVERED AT CHIPOTLE” if that ain’t the most realest thing… 😂😂😂😂

[turnmy]

INFUCKING LOVE RYAN

[bxlieved]

[alohai-i-deactivated20160728]

Follow me for more @Alohai-i

[fhreezing-blog]

A U R O R A N T

[c-oco]

Apply: Network | Awards  | BOTM 

[softwaring]

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[turnmy]

people always bug me for not having my license but like I DO WANT my license I just get anxiety thinking about driving and taking the test and idk I literally just don't care enough to take my test but I WANT my license for convenience so I don't have to bother people for rides I'm sure everyone is sick of me or judging me idk but whatever I just want to go to college and not deal with anything

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

[taylor-ruth]

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Naturally, Lexi has big dreams for herself.