Old cars and other stuff

Just a bearded weirdo that sometimes posts things here. *none of these pictures are mine unless I say otherwise [Michigan, 21]

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Caught this beaut a few weeks ago.

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Every damn time. Can’t catch a break from these hoes.😂

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Found my next license plate. Stay ugly eveyone🤘

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My 1973 Custom 10 Stepside with a 500 Caddy to drag her along.

[dutchy66]

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My aesthetic.

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Fordite, also known as Detroit agate, is old automobile paint which has hardened sufficiently to be cut and polished. It was formed from the built up of layers of enamel paint slag on tracks and skids on which cars were hand spray-painted (a now automated process), which have been baked numerous times.

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I have to own a piece of this some day!!!!

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Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, August 4, 1912

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1912 be spittin straight facts

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On the plus side, if you end up alone, every pizza becomes a personal pizza.

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According to this 150% of women should be attracted to me.

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Straight from Enzo. When you know, you know.

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"They're stopping. They're stoPPING. THEY'RE STOPPING!!!!! Oh nevermind, they turned, you're fine." "Thanks mom, I know."

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Til death do us part. Blabbin about them til the end.

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Livin’ the dream.

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Badass old ford.

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Seriously though, people nowadays think only mechanics know how to work on cars. It can still be a hobby folks!

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"Damn it Mary, if the kids don't see their dad get into the 10s, they'll never stop calling me a pussy."

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Need me a freak like this.😍