Smells like new money, dresses like fake royalty

Adam, He/Him, a lot of theatre and then a random assortment of other stuff

[yoshi-p]

[animentality]

Cars 3 is gonna be so wild I can’t wait

[griffys]

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

[pseudofficial]

Florida Man comes through with direct action. Good job comrade.

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

[chessys]

i dont know what im feeling but there is a lot of it

[chessys]

its depression

[dailybenleslie]

[unevaluated]

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!

[tayolrswift]

[thebootydiaries]

some nerd: hey do u know how to read 

 me (cool and has a skateboard): no

[gothicprep]

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

[adapto]

[oliviascolmans]

[averagefairy]

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

[notlostonanadventure]

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

[averagefairy]

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

[diamondlife1]

[beesforpresident]

Dream girl:

Yellow with black stripes Six legs Antenna Compound eyes Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone

[beesforpresident]

What kind of zebra…

[traceytonight]

[paleosteno-deactivated20191020]

What the FUCK

[traceytonight]

[paleosteno-deactivated20191020]

What the FUCK