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Fozzie but actually better because I'm rad ||Down with the plush , and my stupid bro's lame ass blog and that weird frog clown he keeps yapping about || Daver strider kin , Fozzie kin || riddler kin

[turntech-fozzler]

A Thread (1/2) Interactions

My bro made a blog so I made this blog to combat him, I heard a lot about this whole thing and like , I Get it whole heartedly , cause dawg , I want my pals to know what's up and what business isn't so let me introduce myself to the whole world yeah? • Whole heartedly will respond to either Dave , David , Fozz , Fozzie ,Riddler , rid just as long as you are so respectful like dude don't be fucking annoying with it , I'm kind of the best guy you met Pronouns: HE /Him Other Info: do you **wocka wocka** even ?? Self hatred do be getting me from time to time since You know it dawg you fully know , I kin Fozzie (Muppets) and Dave strider (homestuck) but my Dave kin hates puppets with a burning fiery passion and that means i may not be 100% your best friend , I mean I am a jokester of course i am , did you see the shit I did with a rubber chicken , hilarious, With the recent discovery of my riddler kin , you should see my puzzles. anyways I'm getting side tracked so here's who can interact with this blog , • any gender dude , you can talk , its a safe space but that wont stop me from bashing on you sometimes. • My dave knows there will be other daves from other timelines so say hi sometimes , time powers are a little fucked up. DNI: • Those who do not deny me of who I am , who are you to say this isn't me dude . • perverts and proshippers • Other Fozzie Kintypes • Vriska kintypes (you know why you are here) • Steven universe fans (go the fuck away) • minors and elderly folk ( Go back to school and go back to the grave old fart) •Animal kintypes ( animal you fuck , you always ruin my sets) • people who support or use ai art - please dont you are taking jobs from people who actually matter • Art thieves ! (evil and deplorable thieves)

• other riddler kintypes ANYWAYS riddle me this , whats black and purple and bruised allover

[turntech-fozzler]

Tbh im not rlly involved in all this dw

[turntech-fozzler]

I wonder if they ever noticed there is four doors in the muppet show.... stage left , stage right , upper stage left upper stage right...

Lol

[muppetjoker-foidfan]

What anesthetic should be used when making puppets? And when should it be used? When does one go from a pile of felt and fluff to a fully conscious, intelligent being?

[turntech-fozzler]

Thats ez , a puppet is born when they are givin life and stitched together .... but only after alive do they need anesthetic

[muppetjoker-foidfan]

You see, that's what I would've thought! But Lord Croaker has said that he could feel Jim Henson stitch him together and that it was pure torture. He always tells us to use anesthetics if we need to make cuts or stitches on any stuffed being.

[turntech-fozzler]

Maybe fabric glue would be more effective? Perhaps ask the felr permission... and use numming gel if you are stitching or a small dose of anesthetics?

[muppetjoker-foidfan]

Numbing gel! You're a genius, Fozzie! :D I was almost going to ask my mom if she could pick up a syringe and some anesthetics for me at her workplace, though I think she wouldn't be too happy if I used it on a puppet.

I'll 100% make sure to ask all the materials permission before hand! Thank you so much!

[turntech-fozzler]

Of course! A brother must help another out , thats always the right way

[muppetjoker-foidfan]

What anesthetic should be used when making puppets? And when should it be used? When does one go from a pile of felt and fluff to a fully conscious, intelligent being?

[turntech-fozzler]

Thats ez , a puppet is born when they are givin life and stitched together .... but only after alive do they need anesthetic

[muppetjoker-foidfan]

You see, that's what I would've thought! But Lord Croaker has said that he could feel Jim Henson stitch him together and that it was pure torture. He always tells us to use anesthetics if we need to make cuts or stitches on any stuffed being.

[turntech-fozzler]

Maybe fabric glue would be more effective? Perhaps ask the felr permission... and use numming gel if you are stitching or a small dose of anesthetics?

[descimatedcroakernightmares]

“The play ends with Dysart monologuing once again, wondering whether or not his practice actually helps anyone or whether Alan is beyond help. He also wonders if attempting to cure Alan of his obsession with horses will in fact remove Alan's humanity and everything unique about him.”

- SuperSummary, Equus Summary

[turntech-fozzler]

That does make sense , denise .

[turntech-fozzler]

Sometimes i worry if my existence matters at all

As if i will ever admit my kinsideration fully . I am dave strider ... and fozzie bear and riddler ... i am too strong to give into my demons of kinsidering dirk involuntary convulstions pierce my felt

[muppetjoker-foidfan]

What anesthetic should be used when making puppets? And when should it be used? When does one go from a pile of felt and fluff to a fully conscious, intelligent being?

[turntech-fozzler]

Thats ez , a puppet is born when they are givin life and stitched together .... but only after alive do they need anesthetic

[turntech-fozzler]

The realization... haunts me.

[turntech-fozzler]

Ive come to realize ... what if i wasnt dave.. what if ive been dirk... what if i was too terrified to realize how close i was to falling off the edge , loving horses ... and puppets , is this a catastrophe or a masterpiece beckoning me forward like a proverbal ghost that wants me to fall to my death, am i truthfully not dave ... am i the man i most fear to become?

So many thoughts tonight...

[turntech-fozzler]

ShouldI befriend my strange neighbor? Would be interesting ... he seems to share a similar fate as mine . But he hasnt noticed my physical form ..

Material shit is crazy in real life . May just confront him in the astral plane and pass a twisted brother a blunt , communicate the muppet love and lust perhaps .

Maybe

[muppetjokernumbertwofan]

Does anyone know any nice fields to trot in?

[the-muppet-joker]

This was a scarily horselike post. I yelped and jumped up in the air so high when I read it. It made me think about a horse. Please be gentle and do not post like this again

[turntech-fozzler]

Too late for him , think hes been horse posting for hours

[turntech-fozzler]

I think , i was right .

Dawg... Wacka wacka ... do you know the one about the dad who ducked a lot? I heared he was quacking up ....

Like a wolf that chews at my soul and yells at me , this discovery was a long time coming

I should join the ranks of higher villians in the layers of evil... riddle me this batman...what has four legs and no feet, consumes the forbidden fruit and has a head of hair .

Should you find the answer you will find the truth

[turntech-fozzler]

Huh should i say things are weird again

Dawg was always weird , i dont need communication to know im cool

Had waffles now i feel better , fozzie in me satisfied and fuzzy

[turntech-fozzler]

Oh gods above .... sometimes the lines blurr...

[the-muppet-joker]

ↁо Ўоц шаит то ѕаvэ тшо? Ўоц шіll ѕтор тЂэ тѓаиѕfоѓматіои ъЎ сомрlэтіиБ тЂэ тѓаиѕfоѓматіои. такэ тЂэм то тЂэ саvэ Дↁам.

But........ the Muppet Transformation Caves are far from finished. Who are you? What did you do to make Number Two act like that? What is a soul virus?

I suppose I am not in the position to be asking questions. Fuck. If rushing the Muppet Transformation Caves is what it takes then........

Fuck. I need backup.

[turntech-fozzler]

Tempted to offer my aid ... dire times

[turntech-fozzler]

The people , they found me.