goth mom

* Mia/MJ * She/Any * Bisexual * Witch * Halloween Enthusiast * Hypest of Ghouls in All the Land * Lady of Nightmares and Sin * not a theme blog I'm just a spooky bitch *

[mj--spooks]

I don't participate in fandom discourse I just state my extremely correct opinions and then block naysayers to protect my peace

[the-staticbender]

[libraford]

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

[libraford]

"OH those body builder women with pancake breasts arent-" eat them.

"This woman has a beard, thats not-" eat them.

"That man has a baby face, that's not" - eat them with barbecue sauce.

Eat them. You will never be gender enough for their definition of gender. Eat them.

[symbiotic-slime]

[nicolethered]

[mj--spooks]

Lori's little "he won't wake up" is how Rick knew and I'll die on that hill

[mj--spooks]

You know what T-Dog's a better person than me cuz I wouldn't've been sorry I dropped that damn key

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[shrugsinchinese]

hear me out cake

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[piranya]

[edgebug]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[girl-blorbo-polls]

is your girl blorbo squeamish?

-yes, very. She will pass out/throw up/other severe symptoms

-yes, a little, she shys away or gags a little

-not really

-no, she doesn't bat an eye

Is your girl blorbo squeamish?

Yes, very. She will pass out/throw up/other severe symptoms.

Yes, a little, she shies away or gags a little.

Not really

No, she doesn’t bat an eye

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

[goingtolesbos]

no one hates you everyone hates texting and their phone

[worst-roommates-ever]

[inziaz]

Gorgug and Kristen on their first day at Augefort

[girl-blorbo-polls]

My girl blorbo is…

Getting haunted

Haunting

Both

Neither

Remaining time: 1 day 8 hours

[cupidsncheerios]

actually the real risk with being companionless/covenless as a vampire isn't soul-crushing loneliness it's the fact that isolated vampires just start doing anything. four grown ass men got divorced last season and the second they live alone lestat starts a middling soundcloud career, louis starts stalking some poor waitress, daniel becomes a bowling fanatic, and armand is in fucking ohio

[galetops]

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

[movietonight]

prophecy girl