holy shit social media

holy shit like does anyone have any idea what this is how did i get here whats the meaning of life do i actually care i think maybe id better finish shit before i get bored of writing it im dave strider college student extraordinaire ((a hunter/werewolf/supernatural shit blog. the fuck if i know what to call this))

[ravensbeak]

roadrunner.xl

[amazoogle]

there’s a show on netflix called Explosions Gone Wrong. i’d rather see Explosions Gone Right. that’d be a show about oil tankers and shit fucking exploding and everybody being like “yeah that’s fine”

[ewaneneollav]

im going to scream so loud and make a ruckus until jc pennys stocks plate armor

[turntechgorram]

okay so its probably kind of stupid that im starting to miss being home but i am

you out there still bro

???

[amazoogle]

pizza hut is killing it

[bonerfart]

@dennys, take notes

[becausebirds]

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

[comic-chick]

Date a guy who is tall, dark and handsome. Date a guy with tattoos. Date a guy with flawless eyeliner. Date a guy who is so tall he can lift you up onto the horse he just gave you. Date Khal Drogo.

[citationneeded]

Socks in sandals

Joshua Belter, the author of The Book of Rules: The Right Way to Do Everything, points out that wearing socks with sandals negatively influences the process of cooling the feet.[10] He also adds that[10]

"Americans are constantly videotaped, and with the popularity of the Internet, many sock-and-sandal wearers are unfortunately viewed worldwide. These individuals often symbolize American society, one of the causes of the decline of American popularity in recent years."

Link (thanks, mshenna!)

[ppiixxeell]

[turntechgorram]

okay im beat down again but thats cool

[turntechgorram]

only la shit here i would have figured the entire west coast step your game up

[brotokisakata]

I’ll try (to get) harder in the future.

Can you ever forgive your brother?

[turntechgorram]

probably but ill have to think about it

[brotokisakata]

Man, if I wolfed out and killed someone every time I got a boner, all of L.A. would be gone by now.

[turntechgorram]

only la shit here i would have figured the entire west coast step your game up

[turntechgorram]

okay so im pretty sure i feel more beat down than ever up here

[georgetakei]

Lettuce consider the options. Ah, they offer pizza mind.

Source: Eat, Drink & Be Social

[turntechgorram]

okay can we talk about how way too goddamn cold it is up here

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

[lampblack-deactivated20170504]

i love old science fiction because it’s all like “IT’S THE DISTANT YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND THREE AND MAN IS EXPLORING THE DEEP CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE” like god bless you old sci-fi you had such high hopes for us