Where have my memories gone?

Your name is David 'Dave' Strider and when you woke up in your house and were suddenly 18 you weren't sure what happened. ===> Inquire a friend. M!A: None ((Nothing is mine unless started. NSFW blog.))

[turntechnotdead]

combination with extra cheese

[idontneedagoddamnemceename-blog]

is this an inappropriate time to ask if you wanna get high because it kinda seems like you could use it

[turntechnotdead]

that sounds awesome. i got some really good stuff out of washington if you want to try it

[turntechnotdead]

speaking of which you should order pizza

dominoes sounds great

cheesy greasy goodness exhausted 

[idontneedagoddamnemceename-blog]

absolutely man that shit sounds bomb

what’re you feeling? extra cheese? or like sausage and pepper?

[turntechnotdead]

combination with extra cheese

[turntechnotdead]

good to know I prove a save haven for the needy.

[idontneedagoddamnemceename-blog]

the safest of pizza and pasta havens

[turntechnotdead]

speaking of which you should order pizza

dominoes sounds great

cheesy greasy goodness exhausted 

[turntechnotdead]

its funny that bro and cal are still living here

[idontneedagoddamnemceename-blog]

i really like living here

[turntechnotdead]

good to know I prove a save haven for the needy.

[turntechnotdead]

maybe i can just.. sneak in with you any one noticing

[turntechnotdead]

its funny that bro and cal are still living here

[turntechnotdead]

guess whos back

[randomweas]

[tessanetting]

DYING OMG THIS IS THE BEST.

[remilabeau-deactivated20150414]

This is pretty epic lol

[istheskyblue]

Spider-Man is my favorite

[turntechnotdead]

well kiddos 

papa is home for the holidays. once again i have found myself going to far away lands in search of my self

which turned into horse shit so i came home again

[gettheghost]

SO IM IN CHURCH AND

[turntechnotdead]

an actual conversation i overheard on the train

person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads

person 2: what? why?

person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes

person 2: omfg

[turntechnotdead]

i just found Dante wiggling around the apartment in a tiny reindeer outfit

hella cute I wanna gag

also almost stepped on him doing in the door

2tg 

[deadlyfortune]

RINTOPIA

[turntechnotdead]

we are two grown ass men. lets figure out how to cook a turkey. i know how to make p much every thing else, robert taught me.

[idontneedagoddamnemceename-blog]

I’d be all for that except I have fucked up microwave pizza. 

I mean I can make the shit out of stuff I know how to make but like. Turkey is intimidating.

As long as we’ve got a backup plan I’ll be willing to give it a shot. 

[turntechnotdead]

always got a back up plan so we might as well have frozen food galore in the pantries.

[mismanagedmarionette-deactivate]

turntechnotdead replied to your post: IS TOMORROW ACTUALLY THANKSGIVING.

Happy Thanksgiving. now come supervise while me and Bro try not to burn the house down and learn how to make a turkey..

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN THE KITCHEN. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A TURKEY.

DO I NEED TO TEACH YOU FUCKING EVERYTHING.

[turntechnotdead]

i promise if something does catch on fire it wont spread to the rest of the house.

[crashthecriticccccc-deactivated]

[makorralicious-deactivated20130]

I don’t think capturing the Avatar is an easy task.

[cleowho]

"…every six months."