Gentle Teasing: Carlisle is naturally calm and composed, but with you, he allows himself a soft, playful side. He might tease you lightly about overthinking something or laugh at your stubbornness in the gentlest way.
Intellectual Flirtation: Carlisle enjoys clever banter. He’ll engage in debates or thoughtful conversations just to see your reactions, sprinkling in subtle compliments disguised as observations. “You always make the most interesting points,” he might say, his smile soft but deliberate.
Subtle Compliments: He doesn’t need grand gestures. A quiet remark about how beautiful you look in the morning light, or how your laughter fills a room, is enough to make your heart skip a beat.
Playful Challenges: Carlisle enjoys mental games more than physical ones. Chess, trivia, or debates about books and music become playful ways to flirt while keeping both of you entertained.
Tender Touches: Even in his flirtation, his touch is gentle and deliberate—brushing a hand over yours, resting his hand lightly on your back, or a soft brush of fingers across your cheek that makes you blush.
Private Humor: Carlisle’s humor is understated. A soft chuckle at something you say, or a sly remark that only you understand, keeps your connection intimate and playful.
Protective Charm: While he’s not physically imposing like Edward or Emmett, Carlisle’s protective side shines in subtle ways. He’ll hold the door for you, guide you gently through a crowd, or offer a comforting touch with a teasing, “I’ve got you, as always.”
Flirty Glances: He can communicate a lot with just his eyes—a slow look when he’s impressed with you, a gentle smile when you catch him watching you, or a quiet sparkle in his gaze when he’s pleased with your teasing.
Quiet Mischief: Carlisle enjoys small, unexpected gestures—a handwritten note, a soft whisper in your ear, or an impromptu shared joke. They’re never over the top, but they leave a lasting impression.
Adoration and Devotion: Even in his playful moments, his love is unwavering. Every teasing remark and clever smile carries the weight of his commitment to you and your happiness.
Subtle Intimacy in Public: Carlisle can flirt and show affection in ways that feel private, even when surrounded by others. A gentle squeeze of your hand, a soft nudge, or a quiet, “You’re remarkable,” lets you share private moments in the middle of chaos.
clark shouting "people were going to DIE" in the face of the "think of the consequences of your actions" argument is so fucking important to me bc it really IS that simple you can't look at a genocide and just twiddler your thumbs bc you're a afraid of the consequences ESPECIALLY when you can do something about it and THATS WHAT CLARK DID. WITHOUT HESITATION. WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT COULD HURT HIM. bc hes a good person and in his brain its really just people were going to die so i had to step in bc what else would it be. superman i love you i love you i love you
summary: you see your friend clark without his glasses for the first time. he looks… oddly familiar
content: clark kent invents what it's like to be a gentleman time and time again. reader finds herself in trouble quite a bit lol. title from superman by tswift of course. divider from hyuneskkami ♡
Addy19 @Addison_Malii
Anyone else in Arkham District hear the evacuation sirens turn on and off? Was that a test or should I be running for my life lol
Mark 💸 @markusup
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That’s what you get for living in “Arkham District” bro 💀💀💀
cait (old acc got hacked…) @batmanslawyer
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don’t speak on arkham district with metropolis in ur bio lmfao. i hope ur insurance covers ur house the next time superman drops a building on ur ass
Mari ♡ @mightycrabjoysluvr
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superman haters can not be real. like damn do you guys hate joy happiness fun and rainbows too
cait (old acc got hacked…) @batmanslawyer
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are we forgetting the fact that he’s an ALIEN from KRYPTON? i don’t care how hot he is i will take batman over him any day
Mari ♡ @mightycrabjoysluvr
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a vigilante defender in my replies shitting on superman… i have really seen it all. bookmarking this tweet for when the police finally catch batmans ass btw
“—you want some?”
“Hm?”
Clark sinks into the couch next to you, his weight tipping you closer in his direction. The edge of the bowl in his hand prods your side.
“You really shouldn’t hold your phone so close to your face. You’re going to wreck your vision.”
You finally look up at him, unimpressed. “Didn’t know you believed in old wives’ tales.”
“It’s not a myth!” He insists. “Put your phone down. We’re putting the movie on, and I know you’re going to complain when you don’t understand what’s happening—”
“I don’t complain, you liar.”
“—but you do, and then you’re gonna beg me to rewind. But then you’re gonna fall asleep and ask me to rewind it again, but I won’t want to because I’ve rewatched the same part five times—”
“That’s never happened before,” you lie blatantly. It happened last week and he won’t stop bringing it up. You toss your phone somewhere onto his couch and ignore the look he’s giving you when you take the bowl from his hands. “You made popcorn? Why didn’t you say anything?”
Clark laughs, the sound full and warm. He drapes a throw blanket over your laps — one of yours that he stole from your apartment — and hands you the remote. “I did. You were too busy scrolling.”
“Sorry.” You make yourself comfortable on his couch, pressing yourself into his side and stretching your legs out onto the ottoman. “I was busy doing some very important things.”
“Such as?” he asks, watching you flick through his TV subscriptions. “Oh, come on. We aren’t watching that one again.”
You frown as you click past one of your favorite movies. “I was just looking at it.”
“I’m sure.”
You kick at his ankles and watch the dimples crease on his face. It’s hard not to stare too long at the way he looks in the golden lighting from the TV. The brown of his eyes seems warmer.
“Whatever,” you grumble. “You can pick. As long as it’s not that trashy zombie show you like.”
He takes the remote from you, leveling a look at you from under the frames of his glasses. “It’s not trashy.”
“We can agree to disagree, babe.”
You fight the urge to laugh. You aren’t sure Clark realizes it, but he has the same reaction to that nickname every time — he looks up at the ceiling, and then away from you as the blush creeps up his neck. It’s even easier to see when his face is lit up like this, his sweet face tinged pink.
The two of you scroll through the movie and show selections in relative silence after. You’re sitting close enough that you can nudge him in the side when you want him to skip something, and he does so with only some complaints. You make it all the way down to the romcom section before he breaks the silence.
He coughs. Then asks, “So, what were you doing on your phone? Texting someone?”
You hum absentmindedly, inspecting the movie thumbnails. “I was reading through some Superman hate posts, actually.”
It’s not the most accurate description of what you were doing, but you say it just to get a rise out of him. Clark would never admit it, but you’re almost one hundred percent sure that he’s a secret Superman megafan.
There’s a look that he gets in his eyes whenever he reads something about him. It’s hard to place, but it kind of looks like he’s a little kid again, his entire face lit up with emotion.
But if he really is as big of a fan as you think he is, you have no idea how he’s so blasé about all those interviews he gets with him. Clark Kent really is one of the most interesting people you’ve ever met.
He looks at you sideways, glancing away from the TV. “You were,” he says, less of a question and more of a statement.
“Kidding. Kinda. You know what people are like. Your friend’s famous, you know. People are going to scrutinize him no matter what he does.”
Clark clears his throat and his eyes dance back to the screen, but you know he’s only half paying attention to it now. “And you… do you agree with them? With what people say about him?
Something in his voice is odd. You sit up against the couch to look at him properly, though all you can see is his side profile.
On the screen in front of you, he clicks past the titles the second they load, uncaring of what he’s scrolling past.
“I think Superman’s great,” you say honestly. You speak slowly, trying to gauge his reaction. The only change in expression you get is the slight twitch of his mouth. “Don’t know why people complain so much about someone who saves lives. Like, who cares if he’s from Kirpton?”
“Krypton,” he corrects.
You smile. “Right, sorry.”
The slight tension in his shoulders release. “You really think he’s great?”
“Yeah.” You slip the remote out of his hands and click play on the first movie you recognize. Surprisingly, Clark doesn’t complain. “He’s gorgeous, too. You think you could introduce us? I hear his harem has quite the waiting list.”
He laughs, tossing the blanket back over your leg where it’s exposed. “He’s not my friend, and there’s no harem. And hopefully, you won’t be meeting Superman anytime soon.”
“Why not? Don’t want to mix your friend groups?”
He nudges your side, relaxing into his cushions again. His arms cross over his chest, and you try not to focus on the way his biceps pull against the sleeves of his shirt. “No. If you ever run into Superman, it probably means you’re somewhere you shouldn’t be.”
The two of you sit quietly with the weight of his words. Sure, he’s right, but you’re sure a totally normal Superman interaction isn’t out of the realm of possibility.
You wonder if the superhero has a favorite coffee shop. And how he would even order from it if he did. Would he wait in line? Maybe he’d have a priority lane specifically for him on the roof.
“Wait, what?” Clark’s voice cuts into the silence. His features have scrunched up in confusion. “When did we agree on watching this?”
“It’s Saw.”
“I can see that.”
“I chose it when you were too busy talking.”
“You sure you want to watch this one? You remember what happened when we watched The Exorcist, right?”
“The lights went out, Clark. What was I supposed to do, not scream?”
“I was sitting right next to you. Nothing was going to happen. If anything, we’d get possessed together.”
“That’s so not funny. As long as nothing supernatural happens, I’ll be good with this one, I swear.”
He blinks at you.
“I swear.”
You wake up drooling on Clark’s t-shirt.
Thirty minutes into Saw you were holding onto his arm so tightly that he put you out of your misery and put on National Treasure instead. The last thing you can remember is Nicolas Cage asking for lemon juice before the comfort of Clark’s shoulder became too much to resist drifting off.
You untangle your legs from his to sit up properly, a different movie playing in the background. Much like you a few seconds ago, your friend is fast asleep, his head leaning against the armrest in a way that can’t be comfortable.
His glasses are askew now, resting politely on his chest. You worry about the chances of them getting squished and leave them on the side table for him to find.
It’s only then, when you’re staring at the black frames on the wood, that you realize something silly.
You’ve never seen Clark without his glasses on.
He often talks about how his bad eyesight is why he’s so adamant about wearing them. You’ve asked him once before about wearing contacts, and he’d said something about how he has sensitive eyes and didn’t like them much.
You don’t mind at all. He looks very gorgeous with them on, and you find it very cute how they fog up when he gets flustered enough.
You’re grateful for the light of the TV, because it means you can still somewhat see Clark’s face. You rub the sleep from your eyes to look at him, and—
Huh.
You wonder if it’s normal to look this different without your glasses on. Sure, they can sometimes change the size of a person’s eyes, and losing a significant feature on anyone’s face is bound to make them look a little different, but…
Clark looks different. Still familiar, but undoubtedly different.
It’s weird. The changes are so subtle you wonder if you’re hallucinating. The differences are written clear as day on his face, but it feels impossible to put them into words.
Is it the shape of his jaw? You don’t remember it always looking so carved, and you would know, with how often you look at him. Maybe it’s the shape of his mouth.
Something in the back of your mind twitches, like a memory begging to come to the surface. It’s a slight tension against your skull, a pressing feeling trying to nudge you in the direction of something.
You have no idea why you do it, but your hand moves without thinking. Your fingers thread through his hair, the same way you do when you tease him for looking like he’s just rolled out of bed in the morning. As you do it, the features of his face shift just so, and…
Woah.
Clark doesn’t just look familiar.
He looks exactly like fucking Superman.
You pull your hand away so quickly the joints in your arm protests. Clark shifts underneath you, his eyes twitching as he rouses from sleep. He pats the fabric of the couch before he feels you under his hand, and he squeezes your thigh when he does.
“You alright?” he mumbles, voice rough with sleep. “What’re you doin’?”
“Nothing. I just woke up.”
The sentence is true in more ways than one. It feels like you’re seeing Clark’s face for the first time. How had you not noticed just how much he looks like the same man that saves the city for a living?
He blinks himself awake, and it’s like your heart flips. Staring at his devastatingly long eyelashes, it’s like everything becomes ten times clearer.
You weren’t hallucinating — he looks just like Superman. It’s uncanny.
He pats you as he sits up, still clearly in the last dregs of sleep. His words slur together when he asks you, “What time is it?”
“Uh,” your eyes search the couch for where you’d ditched your phone earlier, and you find it on the floor next to the ottoman. It’s covered in spilled popcorn from the bowl that must’ve fallen off Clark’s lap during the night. “It’s two.”
The reminder is enough to make you yawn, and you rub your eyes to clear your vision. He leans over to the side table to get the lamp, and the room is filled again with warm light.
“Geez,” Clark says. “My neck hurts like crazy. Is your back okay?”
You turn back to face him, and with the lights on you can see him a lot better. His glasses are back on, and he…
Looks absolutely nothing like Superman anymore.
You must look a little surprised, because he stops massaging the back of his neck to scan you with his eyes. “Is everything okay?”
“Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Superman without your glasses on?”
The words land awkwardly.
Clark laughs, but it’s not real. He scrubs his hand over his jaw. “What?”
“You…” It feels like you’ve said something you really shouldn’t have. “You just look a lot like him.”
“Oh,” he says. His hand rises to adjust where his glasses sit on his face. “That’s funny.”
If he really thinks so, you aren’t hearing much laughter from him.
You aren’t sure why he’s so unsettled at the thought. Based on the limited information you have about him, Superman kind of seems like the perfect guy. He’s kind, selfless, great with kids, and…
Oh no.
It’d been such a brief stint in your conversation — there’s no way he remembers it. It’d been a joke, albeit one wrapped in underlying truth.
“He’s gorgeous, too. You think you could introduce us?”
Clark is one of the most rational people you know. It’s no question that he knows you were kidding about that — hell, he’d laughed — but your technical confession is enough to make embarrassment rush through your entire body.
He seems completely upended by your comparison between the two of them. You stand abruptly, suddenly wishing you were anywhere but here.
“It’s late. I should go back to my apartment.”
It’s not far. Few people in the world live closer to Clark actually, with your apartment being directly below his. When that dog he’s fostering is running around too much, you can hear his footsteps scurry above your head.
(Oddly enough, you’ve never actually seen the dog in person, and Clark refuses to tell you what his name is, but you’re pretty sure he’s real.)
The furrow Clark gets between his brows is so deep you wonder if it hurts. “You don’t want to take the bed?”
You slip your phone in your pocket and start looking for where you’d kicked off your shoes. “No, it’s okay. Your neck deserves a break from the couch,” you say, busy checking underneath the kitchen table.
There’s nothing there. You wonder if it’d be weird to leave without them.
Clark places one of his broad hands on your lower back before he passes your shoes to you. He is so irritatingly perfect it borders on unfortunate for you.
“Thanks,” you say, quickly. You’re even faster to slip them on, uncaring of the way the heels fold uncomfortably inward.
“Hey. Hey.” His hand encircles your wrist when you turn away from him. He’s frowning, eyes darting over your face like he’s looking for something. “Are you okay? You know I don’t mind taking the couch.”
The smile that softens your expression is real. “So selfless, Clark Kent. I just want to sleep in my own bed tonight. Thank you, though.”
He tries one last time. Glances furtively at the door, like he’s hesitant to let you go. “It’s late.”
You feel evil. It can’t be ethical to turn down Clark when he looks like this, sleep mussed and soft and a little worried about you.
“You can watch me walk to the elevator if you’d like.”
“I’ll walk you downstairs,” he offers instead, opening his door for you and stepping out. “It’ll help me sleep better.”
Looking at him waiting for you in his pajama pants and his wrinkled shirt, you wonder how you haven’t proposed.
But when he leans against the doorway of your apartment downstairs, smiling at you with sleep in his eyes and telling you to get some rest, you come very close to it.
Your friendship with Clark Kent kind of started the same way — with him taking you home.
The Daily Planet is a block away from your office building, a much smaller structure with just enough windows that you can watch the next world-ending threat from anywhere inside. Once, you got to watch Superman save an entire floor of people in the building across from you before some creature gutted half the skyrise.
You’ve witnessed enough extraterrestrial villains to not be too surprised when you see them on the news, or catch a glimpse of them in real life.
The one thing you didn’t expect, though, was to run into one from this planet.
It’s late when you’re walking to the metro after work. You’re barely half awake, exhausted after dealing with some data issue that had you and a few other people on cleanup duty late into the night.
You’re digging around in your purse, searching frantically for your phone. To make a bad night even worse, you come up empty.
“Shit,” you say under your breath, stopping to press your fist to your forehead. You remember it vividly, now. You’d left it on the counter when you’d cleaned up the cup of coffee you spilled when you were dead on your feet.
You let out a few more curses under your breath as you continue walking, hoping that you didn’t throw out that old alarm clock you found in your closet.
It happens a few minutes later, and it’s nothing like in the movies. There’s no anticipatory music, or a suspicious sound that makes you turn your head, or the hair on the back of your neck standing up. You’ve walked down this street countless times before, one well-lit by the street lights and store signs, and felt safe every time.
The universe gives you no warning. It only lets you make it three blocks before someone seizes your arm and tugs you into a damp, dark, Metropolis alley.
You don’t have time to scream. A hand, grimy with sweat and something else clamps hard over your mouth, muffling any sound you could’ve let out.
Your back presses into the rough brick of the alley. You recognize where you are immediately — a small deli that you and your coworker frequent. You don’t know how you’re going to tell her that you’re never coming back here ever again.
“I’m going to take my hand off your mouth. And you’re not going to scream, or lie to me, because I will stab you.” The man’s voice is thick and gravelly, almost as sharp as the blade he presses into the give of your stomach. “Nod if you understand me.”
You jolt when he presses hard enough to nick your skin. The nod comes immediately after.
“You’re going to give me all the money in that purse of yours, and your phone. I need your phone.”
You glance over to your purse where it sits on the pavement. It must’ve fallen when he’d pulled you into this alley.
“Take it,” you say quickly, voice wavering with stress. You aren’t going to fight with this man over chump change and your lip balm. “You can have all of it.”
He ducks down immediately to reach for the purse, and sniffs out the money quickly. He shoves the few pathetic crumpled bills into the pockets of his worn out jeans, before turning his attention back to the inside of the bag.
You swallow, glancing towards the entrance of the alley. He wouldn’t chase you if you made a run for it, would he?
There’s a sickening crack as your stuff hits the floor, and your daydream is crushed. The man is shaking his head, pressing his hand to his forehead, mumbling to himself in hushed tones.
You press yourself further against the wall, like the extra inch of space between you will save you.
“Your phone. I need your phone.”
Your tongue feels heavy in your mouth. You know he won’t believe you. You’ve never been more scared to speak.
“Did you hear me?” His voice shakes uncontrollably, his eyes narrowed to near slits. “Your phone. I need… You have to give me your phone.”
“I don’t have it with me,” you choke out. Your hands curl protectively in front of you. “I forgot it at work.”
He turns the knife back at you, though his hand wavers. Spit flies from his mouth and onto the ground in front of you. “You’re a liar.”
“I’m not lying, I swear. I swear. Please, you can take whatever I have—”
Another voice pierces the silent street, one firm and so authoritative that both of you turn to look.
The man doesn’t waste another second. He turns and flees down the dark alley, taking the few things of worth in your purse with him. You don’t feel strong enough to move until he’s completely gone from your sight.
The adrenaline crash doesn’t take long to set in. Your head feels light, like it’s filled with helium. You think that’s why you don’t notice yourself walking directly into the other person there with you.
The universe had been the reason why you’d gotten mugged, but the universe also brought Clark Kent into your life.
You had caught glimpses of him at your shared apartment all the time, your similar schedules meaning you often left for work and came back around the same time. He’d held the door open for you a few times, and you’d seen him help some of your neighbors with their groceries before. You’d always known he was nice, but you had no idea stopping crime was on his list of talents as well.
After he’d saved you from that man in the alley that night, he’d walked you back to your apartment.
He did the same the next night. And almost all of the nights after that, too.
It didn’t take long for the two of you to become close friends, and for your lives to start merging together. You’d invited him over for dinner as a thank you, and it slowly turned into a regular thing. You soon found yourself splitting your time between your apartment and his.
You really like Clark, and can barely remember life in Metropolis without him.
That’s probably why it feels so terrible to ignore him.
[4:29] farmboy kent: I’ll be running a little late today
[4:29] farmboy kent: White sent us out to Park Ridge and the train back is delayed. I’ll be by your building around 5:20
[4:33] you: No problem!! also no need to swing by today. my cousin invited me over to hers so i’ll be in civic city until late
The message is marked as read a few seconds after you send it, making the next few minutes agonizingly long.
Around 4:35, Clark finally starts typing, only to delete his message. A minute later, he continues again.
[4:38] farmboy kent: Ok. Be safe
[4:39] farmboy kent: I’ll pick you up at the station later
[4:39] you: Are you okay with that? i’m not sure when i’ll get back
[4:40] farmboy kent: Of course. Text me when you know what time your train will get in
You feel like a dick pressing the thumbs up reaction on his last message. What kind of person lies to Clark Kent?
You aren’t even sure why you do it. It’s probably the lingering embarrassment from last night — it was the closest you’ve ever come to telling him how you feel about him.
So… maybe a Clark-free day is what you need.
You can’t remember the last day you’ve spent without seeing him at least once. On your days off from work he’d come by after his shifts, and even on days that one of you were busy, you would still show up at his place to say hello.
No wonder he makes you crazy. You haven’t had a Clark Kent detox since the day you met him.
Surely all good friendships need time apart, right? You’ll just spend a day by yourself and when you see him again tomorrow, you’ll be back to normal. There won’t be any more slips where you compare him to one of the most gorgeous people you’ve ever seen, or where you tell him he’d be a great husband, or something friendship-ending like that.
It’ll be good for you. Tomorrow will be a great, much needed, neighbor-free day.
You’re buying a paperweight for Clark when a building falls on top of the Metropolis Museum of Art.
The remorse from your little white lie followed you through every second of your Clark Kent boycott, effectively ruining it. Your plan was to head down to the park and enjoy the weather, but you found yourself making a quick detour to the souvenir store inside the museum.
You’d come here with him a few months ago, and he’d seen the paperweight and loved it. It was a little glass sphere depicting Superman flying over Metropolis, and he’d almost bought it before reading the price tag. The guilt following you around now was enough to choke a horse, and you decided that it’d make for a great apology gift.
(Not that he was aware you were apologizing for anything.)
The crash of the building sends plumes of dust into the room, coating everything in a haze of white. The emergency sirens start their crying almost immediately, joining in what sounds like the actual crying of children on an after-school field trip.
You cough to clear your throat and find that even the air is saturated in thick dust, the cloud becoming even worse as more debris drops from the ceiling.
The roof of the museum is clearly trying its best, but it seems like the entire structure groans in protest. One of the overhead lights hangs precariously above your head, and you take a few healthy steps back from it.
Distantly, you can see the blinking red light that marks the exit. The cashier you were talking to a second ago makes a mad dash for it, ducking under a fallen beam while she does. Hordes of people crowd by the door as everyone rushes out, eager to flee.
The sun shines through the gaping hole in the museum made by the other building, and through the light it offers, you see it on the floor— the gift you’d gotten Clark.
The little paperweight sits sadly on the tile about five feet away from you.
If you weren’t afraid of inhaling too much dust, you would’ve groaned. There’s no way you’re abandoning the thing after all this trouble you’ve gone through to get it.
Against your better judgement, you move further from the exit to go and pick it up.
In the end, though, it doesn’t matter.
There’s a strong gust of wind and a bright flash of light, and you’re outside again.
When your feet hit the pavement, you resist the urge to vomit. It feels like your stomach has been flipped inside out and then put back again. The dizziness makes you double over, but you’re braced by a pair of firm hands around your forearms.
You’re halfway through a mumbled thank you when you look up.
You blink a few times to clear your vision. When nothing changes, you’re forced to wonder if you hit your head somewhere in the museum.
Standing in front of you, with his perfect hair disheveled and windswept, is Superman.
notes: theyre both losers LOL. thank u for tuning into my fic lmk if u enjoyed! :) i do have a part 2 planned bc i think clark kent deserves to be kissed
i just think that clark x ditzy!roomate!reader that doesn’t know he’s superman is soooo important ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
cw: overly touchy roomate trope, ditzy!reader, fem!reader, slight nsfwish at the end, curvy!reader intended (but it can really apply to anyone!)
“clarkie you just don’t get it! i mean he looked at me- really looked at me… gosh i’ve never felt anything like that in my life!” “oh… uh sure honey i understand”
clark’s sitting comfortably on the couch, sweats and a white t shirt on, his glasses sliding down his nose as he drinks his nightly tea and does the sudoku section of the daily planet
you bobbling around the kitchen, ponytail swinging and tight pajama shorts shifting as you gush about superman to your roomate
“oh oh and clark! clark?” “yeah, i’m still listenin’ sweetie” “oh okay good! anyways YES he was so handsome in person clarkie… kinda reminded me of you!”
now this peaks his attention, causing him to lean his arm across the back of the couch to peer at you over his shoulder, his glasses slightly sliding down his strong nose
he’s met with the sight of you standing, starry eyed and pulling your hair out of its tight braid as you wait for his response.
he has to calm himself, tear his eyes away from your thick thighs and soft waist and swallow before answering.
“really?” “mmhm! real tall and sweet, i even said to him- i said- ‘superman, you’d loooove my roomate clark, he’s really the sweetest guy around! he makes dinner and helps me with laundry, and-
as you ramble, clark has to physically stop himself from flushing, so he does that™️ little smirk as he looks down at his paper again
“that’s real nice, honey” he’ll coo, casually lifting his arm up for you to slide into his lap without even looking up from his paper
you sitting in his lap, moisturizing your legs and asking clark about your nails and how his day was and if he missed you, and it’s so domestic that it looks like you’ve been dating for 15 years
you and clark have always been waaaay too touchy to be just roomates. you’re always cuddling up to him, snuggling into his arms or slinking into his lap at parties. holding hands in crowds, or bringing him lunch at work with a peck on the cheek.
but that’s what friends do!!!
at least, that’s what clark tells you everytime jimmy starts pickin on you!
“clarkie?” “hm?” “do you think…. do you think superman thought i was pretty?” “what?!” “like… i don’t know, my hair was like suuuuper messy today and i lost my earring when i almost fell off that building and all…”
and now he can’t even hide his smirk, his infatuation with your gentleness and how innocent your concerns are showing through his nerdy persona
it’s partially the reason why he won’t tell you that you currently are sitting in superman’s lap and gazing up at him with doe eyes and a tilted head
and he does, in fact, find you very, very pretty
“yeah… yeah, of course he did, i’m sure of it!” “hmm… okay!” :)
spending the rest of the night with your chin hooked over his shoulder, your chests touching as you fall asleep and clark using one hand to rub your back, the other flipping to the front cover of the planet…
his eyes settle on the blown up image, him rescuing you from your fall, and you gazing up at him with doughy eyes and a sweet grin… literal heart eyes <3
he chuckles quietly, and adjusts his sitting position, rubbing his hand gently over your ass in comfort as you stir
“too close?” clark thinks to himself “i’m just keeping her safe… is all…”
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