This website is the worst

I'm just here for the memes

[youlovetoseeit]

run run fast as you can

[studyblr]

you can do this. stop sabotaging yourself and your dreams. there will be risks, there will be stress, but go on and actually pursue what you want to do. you will not regret having tried, all things considered. self-doubt can destroy so much of your life. don’t let it, please. 

[medievalswords]

when lizzo said "self love is survival" and when hannah gadsby said "do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation" and when mitski said "i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation"

[kindfoxes]

a trio of witches and their familiars

[lost-dazed-andconfused]

I love how each are representing all three colours for their hair dress and fox. Like love it so much.

[donatellotmnt]

What's your best example of correlation not equaling causation?

[nokatno]

are you sure

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[geniusorinsanity]

SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM

[botanyshitposts]

ive been working in a seed lab for 2 years now and have come to the conclusion that the human urge to put one’s hands in a container of seeds is innate, dates to the dawn of agriculture, and cannot be quelled

[botanyshitposts]

fun fact US law actually requires industrial chemical seed treatments to be brightly colored so the resulting seed is VERY OBVIOUSLY something that could poison you. unfortunately this only creates an even more forbidden fruit

[kelssiel]

forbidden peas and carrots

[hyrude]

life is about dipping dry things into wet things. oreos into milk. crackers into soup. chicken tendies into bbq sauce. my strap into my girl’s p

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[queenpalms]

[humancomputer-blog1]

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

[cloudfreed]

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

[oak23]

Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)

[leadles]

Holy shit this may actually work

[bogleech]

Actual sign in Florida requesting you not give manatees water and raising a lot of questions that it does not answer

[manateearecute]

hey friends! this just swam across my dash and I wanted to let you all know why you SHOULD NOT give manatees water from your hoses at your docks! See, manatees in the US of A are salt water critters and if they ingest too much fresh water (AKA from the hose as pictured above) it will cause them to get sick and die. Also, it makes them form habits that they will recieve fresh water from these docks, and therefor they’re more likely to be hit by boats in the marina (they cannot hear the frequency that boats produce, therefor they never even see them coming). So for all of you wondering why this is: now you know! Please help keep this gentle giants safe and happy and abide by signs are rules when in areas where manatees roam!

xoxo manateearecute

[bogleech]

What baffled me was simply why in the world anybody ever saw an animal in the water and thought “I bet this would like some water” enough times to become a problem

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[megidonitram]

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

[hilltop-dolmen]

can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles

[rainbeauxraconteur]

That time my mom made the waitress give her a pair of gloves to eat her wings so she wouldn’t mess up her nails.

[sanctuarytrin]

When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot. 

[catchymemes]

[turtlefailure]

It’s all about perspective