NoKatNo

[nat-20s]

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

[trollprincess]

[only-tiktoks]

[chilewithcarnage]

[whotaku-starr]

@ladyyatexel sorry if you've been tagged in this before

[xelbleedsglitter]

No apologies needed, it is, in fact, fucking sick

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[travalicious]

[employee210]

Another day in the Office

[what-even-is-thiss]

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

[alexaloraetheris]

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[the-punforgiven]

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

[jethroq]

[felinepipebomb]

via @orbitalpirate

[acerbicecho]

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[eclipxium]

[cryptotheism]

I get why non-californians aren't comfortable with being called "dude" but it really is a gender neutral term here. I call my mom dude. Elderly waitresses are dudes. Small insects I notice throughout my day are dudes. Kitchen utensils I cannot find are dudes.

[cryptotheism]

If you don't wanna be called bro or dude, that's totally cool, but I am being genuine when I say any cat is a total brah.

[parliamentrook]

am I going camping in the woods??? am I going camping at the beach??? only the US Senate can decide!!!

[heavenhillgirl]

[firstfullmoon]

when susan sontag wrote “I must change my life so that I can live it, not wait for it”

[luisonte]

Pintando con lego

[senatortedcruz]

🤔

[tabloidsores]

Light that sucker up

[cowboyspones]

[wildhaunt]

@maeamian coming in ... delightfully sporting

[img txt: #simple #i would bunt the baby and sprint for first #thus making the problem that of handling the live ball/baby the problem of the catcher and third baseman #who would then have to throw the baby to first before I got there #Then I'd steal second because what're they gonna do try to toss a baby back and forth to get me in a rundown? No fuckin way #I'd take a quick break on second before stealing third and then home #for the game's single most upsetting inside the park home run]

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

[mozilla-firefucks]

Stop putting this christian baby in Situations

[apas-95]

genuinely in love with the reveal, from the baby prodigy scenario, that Christian Baby does not refer simply to a baby baptised and born to christians, but to an infant that holds a belief in christian theology

[sleepy-bebby]

[mapsontheweb]

The Great Loop is a continuous waterway that mariners can travel that includes part of the Atlantic, Gulf Intracoastal Waterways, the Great Lakes, Canadian Heritage Canals, and the inland rivers of America’s heartland.

[dogposts]

wet vs dry

[id: a tiktok by dogsofttiktok6. Upbeat music plays as it shows clips of a variety of dogs, cats, and one chicken, before and after a bath. The “after” animals usually look waterlogged and unhappy. In some cases, the difference between the dry and wet appearances are slight, with the hair a little plastered down. In the case of the chicken and some of the fluffier cats and dogs, their wet coat/feathers sticks to their body, revealing that they are actually much smaller than they looked.] (id by @levymcgarden55 - thanks!)