Y9ur face 9ffends me.

699ty. (Kankri Vantas roleplay blog, NSFW!)

[turtleneckranter]

everyone stop changing your icons it's distressing me

[luciddreamerash-blog]

Here is a Scrufferer for Ari <3<3<3<3 I was super slow to this bandwagon, embarrassingly. But here you go, dearest!

[spookysuit]

ＫＡＮＫＲＩ ＷＡＮＴＳ ＴＯ ＬＩＣＫ ＭＹ ＡＳＳ

[turtleneckranter]

ＳＥＸ ＤＩＣＥ ：ｏ）

I g9t lick ass.

> Kankri sets himself down on the floor beside Kurloz. He doesnt say much but begins tugging at his pants, stroking his legs and other such things. He kneels up a little and lower's Kurloz's pants just a little, revealing the fine booty. He slides a tongue along it slowly, his hands resting on Kurloz's hips.

[toodrunktofindaurl]

Seriously I know that boobs are beautiful and sexy and everything, but really, it’s just some organic jiggling baby feeders. No need to hide them or be ashamed or over-sexualize them. 

FREE TITIES.

[yukikoneko19]

reblog cuz this is funny

[transitive-property-deactivated]

I shouldn’t have to tag this for NSFW, So I won’t.

[furryredfox-deactivated20161222]

Probably if more girls would do this, we could adapt more like not calling them sexual organs lol Remember that some guys are assholes too, so prepare to get yelled at or possibly touched :/ We should get rid of the problem (those guys) instead of forcing bras or bikinis….

[castielcampbell]

I went to church with a lady that went to do missionary work in Africa (I think it was Africa.) and they had classes on how they needed to dress and stuff. And at one point she made a joke about wearing turtlenecks and the teacher said “Darlin, you could walk around topless for all the men are going to care.”

This woman is “stacked” “buxom”… she has big titties okay?

And she said “Really??”

And the teacher explained. “Breasts are for babies in most parts of the world. It’s only in America and a few other places that Breasts are seen as sexual. Breasts to men of the country we are going to are for babies and only for babies. Now… your ass on the other hand… you’re gonna need some long skirts with a high waist, cause they notice the booty.”

[eziocauthon89]

Mostly reblogging for that last story

[turtleneckranter]

I can't m9ve.

[missmagikarp]

when your friends make new friends

[imagineyourotp]

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

[shanehollnder]

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

[turtleneckranter]

I should have been the one executed, not dad. Because it seems no one is around to save me.

[turtleneckranter]

I managed to get to my phone. I can't even quirk.

[jarofturkeys]

Hi.

Ive just made this tumblr because one night while i should have been writing an essay i was contemplating if it would be possible to follow every single person on tumblr. wow. thats a lot of people. will it be possible? im gonna find out. please reblog this and spread the word.

if i see a plus next to your name i will click it no questions asked. please help me on my journey.

[soup044045632-deactivated202106]

*original pokemon theme song plays*

[huggabae-deactivated20160628]

omg

[steamshade]

Humanstuck Sufferer & Grand Highblood.

I really wanted to draw my own design of them so I made a lot of drawings and sketches :o) *I will add them soon*

[ikimaru]

animated hoodies Alpha version! B)

[Beta kids]

[turtleneckranter]

Kankri: Lie Helplessly and think about how Alone You Are On Your Birthday ==>

Your name is KANKRI VANTAS and you are now ALONE and COLD. Your MATESPRIT KURLOZ is NOWHERE TO BE SEEN and you cannot move at all. You are more conscious of what is going on and you have resigned yourself to the fate of being stuck on the floor. You are shaking and you want someone to help you. But it seems no one is coming. Your father walked in on you like this hours ago, right after the experiment. He freaked out and ran off but either fell asleep, forgot about you, or just didn't care enough. No one else is around to help you right now. You are scared You still have no idea where Kurloz is. It had seemed like everything was fine with you two, but you didn't know any more. He had left because our house was too dramatic, but in his absence you had fallen into heat and fucked his brother. You felt so awful afterwards when he found out, that you tried to kill yourself innumerable times, to no avail. You wanted to have Kurloz, you wanted him to help you. From what you could roundabout see on Tumblr, he's flirting with some people. You don't know who all of them are, but one is a Gamzee. You believe it's possible he has fucked other people while he has been away, but you're used to that, he's a stripper (as upset as it makes you). You just hope it's business. You hope he hasn't forgotten you. Your name is Kankri Vantas and you are now 10 sweeps old.

[turtleneckranter]

He's watching me.

[lunnefagel]

i need to stop looking through caels messages 

[turtleneckranter]

Wait what