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i havent made a comicn like a million years,..,,.
talking to straight white boys
boy: let's play twenty questions
me: okay, what's your favorite color?
boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?
[fullview] Goddamnit Hussie! How am I supposed to get anything else done while you are haphazardly creating adorable animal hybrid sprites with nary a thought for the to-do list of your readers. How was I ever supposed to resist drawing Jasprose?
Just like his mother…
Resplendent Quetzals - The Rare Jewel Birds of the World
These splendidly plumaged birds are found in certain areas of Southern Mexico and Central America.
They were sacred to the ancient Maya and Aztec peoples, who considered them “gods of the air” and symbols of goodness and light.
In more recent times, these birds have become tourist attractions and, therefore, hold great economic importance; and are the subject of great cultural pride throughout their native range. Please visit this webpage for photos and information. via Beauty of Birds
Age that women first noticed men were looking at them sexually
by Teelo888
Girls don’t get childhood. They get girlhood.
Because I don’t want to see any comments after this reblog on how it’s perfectly normal for boys to start noticing girls when they’re all going through puberty – this graph is based on women’s responses to an /r/AskReddit thread that specifically mention grown, adult men.
I remember doing a shift at my work experience placement in a bookstore and some grown man (he was starting to grey around the beard) came up to me while I was stocking the shelves. He was asking if I always worked in the History section and I said no, I stock all over the store (duh?) and suddenly went from zero to a hundred by asking “What time do you get off work? Can I take you for coffee?”
The feeling was instantaneous - hot and cold at the same time. Your stomach curdles and chills while your skin heats and feels like it’s melting away. My whole face turned red and all I wanted to do was vomit. “I am fourteen years old.”
He looked embarrassed as hell.
… And yet …
“What? No, you can’t be.”
“… BUT I AM. I AM FOURTEEN YEARS OLD.”
“Bullshit, where’s your ID?”
“SIR, the only ID she has is from her JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.” My (male) manager had walked up behind me (he later said he heard me say my age the first time around and came running over). “She’s a minor. She doesn’t have to show you anything. Can I help you with something? Do you need help with a purchase?”
The word ‘minor’ set this guy off and he started ranting about how I was leading him on. Another customer (probably in his 20s) overheard it all, looked at me and back at the guy, obviously determined that I was not in my twenties, sneered and went “Gross, dude” - which, yeah, but that set this creep off even more. My manager and another male employee ended up walking him out.
I will fucking love that manager until the end of days for stepping in like that - but unfortunately nothing will take away that cold, gut wrenching feeling a young girl gets hit on by a man twice her age.
I was fourteen, in the Bahamas on vacation, and a full-grown man tried to lure me away from the table where I was waiting for my mother who was in the washroom. I was timid and shy and had absolutely no idea what his motives were, but in retrospect, best case scenario, he wanted me to have sex with him. Don’t want to think about the worst case scenario. I looked mature for my age, but he ASKED ME MY AGE AND I TOLD HIM AND HE CONTINUED TO PURSUE IT.
Thank the fucking lord my mother returned a minute later and had a fucking meltdown when she saw what was going on.
If men want to complain about how they’re always seen as predators, this graph is a good fucking example of why most women do. I guarantee you that most women have one or two stories like this.
I went to a teens-and-twenties church youth group in high school. (Can I just say? This is the STUPIDEST AGE RANGE EVER to have a mixed group in) I was asked out by 1. 28 year old. 2. 34 year old. When I was 14. Yeah I was a “developed” girl, with a “womanly figure” but godDAMMIT look at my FACE I was a baby for christs’ sake.
But before that, I got wolf-whistled at by a grown man on a motorcycle as I was walking to my friend’s house for a sleepover in my shorts, tube top and a button down shirt when I was NINE YEARS OLD.
So…yeah. Stories like that.
Back during my second anime convention a friend of mine and I went to Wendy’s because we were hungry. We were both rather curvaceous, and were dressed in what some may call revealing (even though it was only a skirt and shirt) and makeup. We even had wigs on- and we were 15. We are walking back into the hotel, and this guy stops me as he is walking out- he was apparently the DJ for the rave the previous night.
“You are really beautiful.” “Thanks!” “No, I mean, REALLY beautiful.” “Ha.. Thanks.” “Seriously- did you go to the con? Why didn’t I see you?” At this point I no longer want this conversation- I never did- and I’m trying to walk away. “Haha, I don’t know!” “Uh, hey, do you want to like, get some drinks tonight or something?”
And I’m just stuck there. What the hell am I supposed to do? I was a chubby little 15 year old. I’m sitting there blubbering, and LUCKILY my friend has a better sense of how to help and speaks up.
“She’s 15, so she can’t.” She is pulling me away while I’m about to cry. “What? Really? No, you’re lying.” “Nope, we are both 15 and we are leaving now.” He called after us but I don’t know what he said because I was too freaked out. As soon as we got to the hotel room I sat on the floor and just cried. This man had to be in his mid-30s, and the only reason I got out of that situation was because of another 15 year old.
Don’t do this to girls of any age- it is really creepy in general.
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables and sadness
that feeling when you're scrolling through your dash and untagged notp appears
welcome back, jade
Trying to draw buildings
yo here’s a useful tip from your fellow art ho cynellis… use google sketchup to create a model of the room/building/town you’re trying to draw… then take a screenshot & use it as a reference! It’s simple & fun!
Sketchup is incredibly helpful. I can’t recommend it enough.
There’s a 3D model warehouse where you can download all kinds of stuff so you don’t have to build everything from scratch.
Charizard mama with her precious babies! Print for Fanime 2015, table 1117!
This was a hard image to create for various reasons. Regardless I’m very happy with it!
I imagine Charizards live in a variety of environments, but in fairly tougher terrain than most pokemon, because of this mothers travel far to find suitable bedding for their eggs/young. Also fiercely protecting the young from the elements and other predators until they’re older and stronger.
Also please imagine the parents using the flames on their tails and body heat to keep the pups warm during cold nights.
I think she saw me
KISS MEME
Send me a number and a pairing, and I’ll sketch it for you! 1. “Good morning” kiss 2. Kiss on the forehead 3. Drunk/sloppy kiss 4. Awkward kiss 5. Angry kiss 6. “I’m sorry” kiss 7. “I’ve missed you” kiss 8. Seductive kiss 9. “War’s End” kiss (see how adorable(it was forced on the lady, so not adorable no) it looks HERE) 10. “Goodbye” kiss 11. “Spiderman” kiss 12. Kiss on the nose 13. Kiss on the ear 14. Kiss on the neck 15. Kiss on the back 16. French kiss 17. Shy kiss 18. Surprised kiss 19. Sad kiss 20. “Doing the do” kiss
Beyond this, consider how these professions might vary depending on who the customers are - nobles, or lower class. Are they good at their job or just scraping by? Do they work with lots of other people or on their own? City or village?
For younger characters:
Apprentice to any of the above
Messenger/runner
Page/squire
Pickpocket
Shop assistant
Student
Looks after younger siblings
(Images all from Wikimedia Commons)
Also consider:
Candlemaker Ferryman Factor (looks after business for an employer in another city) Tiler Cutler Beekeeper Apothecary Interpreter Furrier Moneylender/Banker Winemaker Tinker (small trader who repairs stuff) Nightsoil collector Customs officer Also a bonus for animal related professions: Fowler (supplies game birds for eating) Warrener (catches rabbits on your land for you to eat) Ostler (looks after your horses) Falconer (looks after your falcons) Cocker (looks after your fighting cocks)
Soooo I just found out Rebecca sugar, the creator of Steven Universe, was also the person who designed Flame Princess in Adventure Time…
Flame Princess confirmed a Gem.
Two gems… She’s a fusion?
I am her fury I am also her fury I am two people screaming in unison