The Titan of Turtles

Memes, dogs, and a surprising lack of turtles

[cannibalchicken]

[retrogamingblog2]

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[edgyomg-blog]

[wasabiprophet]

[kosmogrl]

[sheherlockholmes]

girl a cold glass of milk will have me gulping and moaning like an expensive victorian whore

[sheherlockholmes]

i didnt say that.

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[zuw]

[ratfuck]

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[escuerzoresucitado]

[depsidase]

[holleywoodsigns]

[chipsprites]

thank you

[xenosmorch]

[forgamers]

(unmute)

[chatonnoir-deactivated20251011]

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

[chatonnoir-deactivated20251011]

[wintercorrybriea]

balenciaga

[nickoraus]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation

[wizard0rb]

children’s book authors do this also