honk honk

life is a circus and im the clown - 28 - she/her - exactly 1 brain cell and lactose intolerant 🫡

[wasabiprophet]

They call me E.T. the way I got that Extra Testicle

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[ghirahimbo]

starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad

[kelp-kelp]

More from the notes:

[aiyexayen]

adding to the collection

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[mccleans]

for example nothing

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dogpuppy]