um wow ok

Evan . 24 . NYC . Scientist . Probably thinking about dogs, gay shit, and bad jokes

[ampervadasz]

[hydro-homies]

Come back with a warrant

[sincerely-siren-deactivated2020]

This made me laugh for longer then reasonable.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

imagine a calico cat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

now tabby

[bugleaguechew]

Slow down I’m still working on the first one

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

sorry

[snoodle-soup-deactivated2024081]

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Are you ever like. Are you ever manic and suddenly you want to start the weirdest hobbies

[notevenhisfuckingname]

My brain: goes manic

Me: oh fuck I have to learn how to carve mini wooden figurines right now

[chatoyantes-deactivated20240619]

Me, overwatering my thousandth cactus / succulent:

[ampervadasz]

[zeldaspeaks]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[st0ner-c0mics]

[90s90s90s]

7th Heaven marijuana scene with Inception music

[she-3po]

[mjalti]

[fade-intothe-veil]

Me, the bitch from the 1300s

[iwonderifthatisart]

[catchymemes]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

©一边航来一遍拍

[hclark70]

[useless-irelandfacts]

who wore it better: irishman accidentally protesting  against heterosexual marriages vs Donald Trump seemingly opposing childbirth

[sovietnam]

[bob-belcher]

SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws