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@stachegar
# chests
# chests
The guy at the resort was a big boy and he liked going for walks in the evening, handing his spit slicked gar back and forth and you could feel your cock stir more and more strongly with each fuckn draw, imagining riding his hairy cock while you sucked his smokey beard and jerked a load of cum over his furry fuckn chest. And then one evening you bumped into him outside his hotel room and he invited you in (and his mattress got a good fuckn workout)
After thinking it over - you decided to use a bit more hair tonic to fill out your face. You were excited to see it start with a little stubble across your chin and sides of your face. “That’s hot…” you muttered to yourself grasping your chin to inspect the development.
Your stubble quickly lengthened into a short beard. “Hmm…I’m starting to look like my older brother. I look super manly but maybe I went too far? I don’t want to look 30 after all…just not like a dumb kid!”
Now questioning how much you applied - the hair continued to grow in and thicken to a full beard. “Woah - this is pretty hot! I look like a real stud now. Uhhh, is that even a little grey on my chin?!”
As panic started to set in you decided to trim it back a little for a cleaner style / maybe something more befitting your age…or at least the age you’re going for.
“There! That’ll do. Let’s see John Parker tell me he’s only into ‘more mature looking guys’ now” you said to yourself with confidence. “I bet I can even get into bars without being carded! Bonus!” You looked upon your handy work with satisfaction and a knowing grin. Now to explain it to mom and dad…
I smell sweaty man ass in the air !
Get Acculturated
Youre in the wrong place boy, its bear night but judging by your hairless twinky body you didnt know that, did you? Not to worry, he blows smoke in your face, we'll get you fixed up. Fixed up how? You know, help you blend in and get acculturated. Whats that, you dont smoke? Dont worry kid, you will. Here put on this cap, itll look good on you. Oh you dont like beards either? Well thats funny because youre rocking one now. Dont believe me? Look at yourself. He takes off your shirt, rubbing his hands through your fatteneing chest and growing chest hair. Getting hairy too. Bet you want a cigar dont ya, you always were a heavy smoker Daddy. What do you mean you dont smoke and youre not my daddy? Weve been dating for years, youre the one who got me to grow out my mustache too look like yours Daddy. Here, take a hit. If you really arent my daddy, if you really arent a smoker, youll be able to stop after one hit. See! I told you youd get acculturated and remember who you are.
Philip Conradsson.