trans swag cringefail loser

(rp account) what's up nerds, my name's casey. if you use any pronouns other than he/him for me, i will shove my hockey stick up your ass. 19. also taken.

[dogsmouth]

enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.

[l-art-stuff-l]

i am committed to TWO THINGS

FAGGING IT UP

THE BIT

💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💯💯🔥💯💯🔥💯💪💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🔥💪💪💪💯💯💯🔥🔥💯💪💯🔥💪💪💪💯🔥💪💯🔥💪🔥🔥🔥💯💯

[elftwink]

if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[papayajuan2019]

blood test came back i'm full of blood

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[flatfishes]

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

[flatfishes]

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

[evelyn-art-05]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

SUPER MOON‼️

(look at the star picture at full brightness in a dark room btw. trust me)

[flatfishes]

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

[april132009]

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

[bytedykes]

circuit boards look like sex if it was real

[bytedykes]

[ID: four pictures of various circuit boards and the conductive circuit board patterns. /end ID]

like tell me this isnt penis to you

[dyke-terra]

Free my woman she did all of it but I don’t care

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[valtsv]

"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

[ozymoron]

i hope my unwashed hair and deer in headlights type stare has captivated you

[firefox-official]

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

[firefox-official]

[tutlr-caseyjones-2012]

ive heard dad say this like one sextillion times actually

[fifiibibii]

wo ah the misery. everbody wanna be my enermy