[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[senatortedcruz]

[seven-winged-liar]

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

[sylestial]

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[bogleech]

I still have and treasure this single piece of hate mail from 2002 that I got during the infamous Gamefaqs Greatest Character Poll Drama after I said Sephiroth was dumb

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[ltwilliammowett]

Eye of the Storm, by Harut Danielyan, 2025

Source

[ekjohnston]

Everything I know about colour theory I learned from this hellsite (ie I know nothing about colour theory), but this soothes me.

[clowngirrl]

[autoneurotic]

wanted all my horses in one basket, as it were

[orb420-deactivated20201015]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[drdaanvondutch]

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

[imgonnaeatthatglitter]

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[rosexknight]

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[kafkasapartment]

Blossoming Chestnut Branches, May, 1890. Vincent van Gogh. Oil on canvas.