What Do You MEAN M A T E R N I T Y L E A V E ,

Krolia?!!? K r o l i a?!??? ARE YOU HEARING THIS DO YOU COP- Oh my fucking god

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: You would never stop loving me, right?

Lance: No, of course not!

Keith: Okay, then, um …

Keith: I picked out all the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms and left all the brown stuff.

Lance:

[xuune]

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[prinzcake]

happy halloween :p

[xuune]

if you can’t handle me at my spookiest, you don’t deserve me at my dootiest

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[tuxedo-matt]

Omg keITH IS HOWL YEEEEES

[incorrect-klance]

Lance, saying something black-paladin-ish: Keith, you’ve got that face again.

Keith: What face?

Lance: The ‘he’s hot when he’s clever’ face.

Keith: This is my normal face.

Lance: Yes, it is.

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: Lance and I slept together.

Pidge: And?

Keith: I thought you’d be more surprised.

Pidge: Oh, sorry.

Pidge: And?!

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: Fist me.

Lance: I- what the fuck?

Keith: [holds out hand for fist bump]

Lance: Right, that’s what you- right, okay, God-

[incorrect-klance]

Lance: Hey, I like your pants.

Keith: Thanks, I got them 50% off.

Lance: I’d like them better if they were 100% off.

Keith: Lance, they can’t just give away pants for free.

Lance: No, that’s not what I meant-

Keith: That’s a terrible way to run a business!

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: You know what’s funny? I always remember things about other people, but I can never remember things about myself.

Lance: Like what?

Keith: Like once I forgot my own last name.

Lance: Okay, you can just use mine next time.

Keith: Okay, th- wait!!

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: I’m Keith, the Garrison Dropout.

Keith: Who are you?

Lance: Questioning my sexuality.

[incorrect-klance]

Hunk: Hey, wanna play a game?

Pidge: Sure.

Hunk: It’s called. Lance vs. Knives.

Hunk: I’ll give you something Keith has said and you have to tell me if he was talking about knives or Lance.

[incorrect-klance]

“Keith said I could only bring sexy back if I had the receipt. I gave him my birth certificate but he said that it didn’t count.”

— Lance, pouting, to Hunk.

[incorrect-klance]

Lance: In loving memory of Keith.

Hunk: !!!

Lance: He isn’t dead, I just love remembering him.

[justforboosting]

K…. kick…

[justforboosting]

Y’all I’m. This means so much to me… Shiro is an openly gay man. In canon. Shiro loves men. He had a fiancé. A significant other that is a man. The leader of voltron. The hero that everyone looks up to. Is a gay man. I’m literally in tears.

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: I only take pictures of beautiful things.

Shiro: There are only pictures of Lance on your phone.

Keith: Exactly.

[incorrect-klance]

Keith: What’s wrong?

Lance: I’m useless. I can’t do anything right.

Keith: No, that’s wrong!

Keith: You do me good. Very good.

[tuxedo-matt]

NOOOOOOOOOO