It’s! T!V! Time!!!

Asks open!

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Hey hey hey everybody!!! Welcome to the {~PREMIER FANMAIL~} account for the Dark Worlds’ #1 television show, Spamton and Tenna’s TV Time!

And the one handling all you fans’ mail is gonna be… your [favorite] co-host, the [BIG SHOT] himself— Spamton G. Spamton!

(All the mail goes through me. So no weird stuff reaches Tens, get me?)

‘Course, I’m not the only one who cares about the fans. So feel free to ask questions about (or, [$&#*], even to) any of the [[TV TIME]] staff! Can’t promise they’ll answer, though. Except the big guy. Barely set up the [You’ve Got Mail!] and he’s already waiting for the first letter…

Anyways! For those who know the [Hyperlink Blocked]. That is to say. “Predestiny”. That. Actually. Turns out. Differently, here. So. Don’t make any. Creepy assumptions. Aight?

BUT!!! BUT!!!!! [But wait, there’s more!] [Pick up the phone!] I mean pick up your pen! And get those letters in!!! While they’re still [FLAMIN’ HOT]!

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Also we was [Busy busy, ] yesterday, but !!

Happy belated 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️

The one day of the [12 month period] where I get [Fully opaque] and we [We missed you!].

To whoever’s reading this— you are ✅valid✅💚, you 💕belong🥰, and I think you’re pretty 💙amazing!!💙

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Happy [april stupids], folks! In honor of the [occasional], we’re releasin’ some [Scale-accurate merchandise].

That’s right!! A bunch of you folks were commenting on this earlier! We swapped the size difference on today’s show! I shrunk down enough that Spammy looks ✨ HUGE ✨ compared to me!

Also, we’re sellin’ a [fungible token ], except it’s. [Free ] and [everyone needs to own this ]!

Spam, that’s just a picture of 💕Angel🪽.

EVERYONE’s gotta [Look at this ]!!!

…But! But! BUT!!!! you can ALSO [have it ] the [Ssilly Scribbler] I made for ya. An [exclusive images] just for our [Viewersss]!

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What does one do when it is not TV Time?

Turn ON the TV!!!!!!

Ain’t it [Crystal Clear]? ‘Course, [Take a breaks] so ya don’t [Eye damage].

But maybe leave the volume on…!

Hell yeah! For that sweet, sweet [TV static ASMR 24 Hours]

But if you’re askin’ what we do on [brake], the answer is [Rest and relaxation], haheaheh!

Don’t think our 🎉 partying 🎊 days are behind us!! Cuz they aren’t!!

We just [Rave] in a [Sustainability] way for [[I’m old!!!]].

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I am back with more sweets! - Cookie Anon

Oooooh!!! Gingerbread cookies! My 🩵favorite🩵! Thank you, dear friend!

YOU’RE A [[Lifesavers ]]. I’ve been NEEDIN’ [chicolate chiip].

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Mod note: the change is being rolled back!!! things will continue like they used to around here unless the replacement is Also upsetting

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hey if Angel disapears it wasnt me also i stole your pie <3

you will never guess who i am its a mystery

mehehehehe

Hi Kris!!! You can’t steal a pie I made FOR YOU!

[for free ]!

But! Please don’t steal our daughter without asking first! We can arrange something!!!

Mod note: due to Tumblr’s new update, things might change a bit around here. This has always been a casually kept blog, but some of my friends have very large followings, and it’s very concerning that original creators aren’t getting credit where credit is due. I’ll try to answer the existing asks in my inbox, but posts might slow down or even stop while I figure out how to approach this. Hopefully the backlash gets this “update” revoked.

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I found you on my dashboard sandwiched between two iron lung posts 🥳

Oh!! Is that the ✨ new movie ✨ everyone’s talking about? Is it any good?? I’m curious!

Nice to know our [Silly little thoughts] are actually gettin’ some [ attention from the ]!”

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Spamton. Do you still deliver mail? Or is that something you no longer do?

Tenna. Do you have a favourite part of show production? Why?

-W

I still do the [Postal] if only for old times’ sake. Most of the Lightners [[spam filter]], but… ya know. Still [productive side hustles for ]!

I can’t possibly choose just one bit!! But I am ⭐️especially⭐️ partial to 🎨set design📦 and 📝scriptwriting🖊️! Not every part of every show is scripted, but it’s always good to know where we’re goin’!

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Hello beloved fans! Happy 💌Valentine’s Day💝 to you all! Whether you have one partner, many, or none, today is the day to CELEBRATE🎉 love in whatever form it comes in!

That’s right. An’ we [figure] we’d do somethin’ for the [Date Night]. Might be [100% tree sap], but we [glue] some [inspurachinal messages] together to make a [Big One].

We made a 🩵Love🩵 Collage!

Our [business partnerships] — eh. Marriage, might look [Difference] from some. [real fans will know] we’re both [Aromantic Spectrum], but we still [ILOVEYOU] an’ like to [celebrate our bond]. Just cuz we kiss with our [nose ] instead of [ewww Don’t kiss me on the face??] don’t make it any less [Specil].

And we believe that all forms of love and friendship matter!

So… [Happy Valentine’s], folks!

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Moss cake *throws a moss cake at the wall*

…I think ya can [setup] m3 [Down arrow] [[BBUy now!!!!]].

What?? What?? Was that you, 🍃Kris❤️?

You know I can make you a Normal (tm) cake, right???

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Have you ever considered modeling? You two would be perfect for couple's stock pictures!

-🍵🍰

Aheh, you [Flattery will get you everywhere] us…! But I [Believer] the only [stock footage] we got is [Celebrity magazine cover] an’ stuff.

Can’t find anything REALLY interesting, but!! We’ll try to make a ⭐️ SPECIAL ⭐️ picture sometime! Especially with the season of 💕 Love 💞 right around the corner!

I still remember [Backstock] when you [make me ] do that [Fashion Segment ] for [Valentine’s Sales].

Oh god.

I’m [Gorgeous]

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[[Happy New Year’s ]] every1! Just figured since it’s the [New Year’s resolutions] that I should [Cancel] worryin’ about what [Audience Opinions].

So I [thought it was time] to share that I’m a [Plural System]. Might see some [email signature ] or [ new names, new faces] as a [[End result]] goin’ forward.

Anyways, we know you’re really [here for the fun stuff], so why not have a [Picture perfect ] of me in my [Primetime]? Yeah, I can make anythin’ [Looks good on TV!]

Happy new year’s , folks. [Thanks for tuning in]!

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*Echoes in time reflect a New Year’s past— a date important to the both of them.

*January 1, 2000. 12 AM.

“…Spamton.”

“…Huh…?”

“It’s the new year. It’s 2000.”

“So… are [what you’re saying is]…?

“You… you made it…! Spammy… you made it!!”

“So. [I’m still standin’]? You’re sayin’ we made it [through and through] the [Y2K]…?

“In one piece…!”

*Sounds like a tearful embrace.

“Ya sure…? Ya sure [I win!!], and that I ain’t just in [Heaven]…?”

“Is this what Heaven looks like to ya…?”

“Tens—“

“Spam—“

“…Will you marry me…?”

*A moment of stunned silence. And then…

“Y-yes!”

“[Yeah! Yeah!]! An’… [Happy New Year], Tenna...!”

*Here’s to many more successful years for the happy couple.

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Brownies for Angel.

- You know who this is :)

Hey, it’s the “Brownie Fairy”!

Oh, she ❤️loves❤️ these!! She loves ‘em so much that she wanted to share her brownie art with you!

She’s got a [natural talent] for this [type of thing]. Might be [next Picasso] if she wants to!

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Cookie Anon is back to check up on one of her favorite duos

H-hey there! [Welcome back]! Things are goin’ [[Peachy]]!

We got Angel a xylophone for Christmas, so now we get a ✨ performance ✨ every day!

It’s [cute]!

And loud!

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How's the blanket fort been holding up? - Cookie Anon

VERY well!!! It’s become a [permanent fixture of the home] !

And we can all get in on the fun! It’s perfect!

Hope it doesn’t [[structural collapse]] anytime soon!

He already 💔banned💔 me from sitting on top of the table!