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“I also think it’s weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’ because that’s not how you act when you don’t recognize somebody. That’s very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn’t recognize you went ‘WHO ARE YOU?!’. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you’d never know it! I’d wake up and they’d be like ‘Hi John, we’re so happy you’re awake’ and I’d just be like, ‘Oh, hey man… How’s it going? Oh hey dude, nice to see you again’ because that’s how you act when you can tell that someone recognizes you and you have no fucking clue who they are.”

— John Mulaney

andreablythe

Excellent point.

thatgirlonstage

John Mulaney woke up with amnesia once and never told anyone because he was too worried about being rude

achillesvevo-deactivated2020090

snoozy

customers go to hell challenge

igxbaddies

allmybandsareacronyms

I think the fact that two men on Queer Eye have started dating women who were already in their lives should clue men into the fact that there could be women in their lives that care for them deeply and even romantically, and would date them, if they knew that dating wouldn’t include being their fucking mother and teaching them the basics of taking care of themselves as a grown ass adult.

marvel-leviathan

For a second I thought you meant two of the main guys and I got immensely confused

justsomeantifas

when politicians get elected into positions of power they should all be legally forced into some education program to show them how the people theyre governing live. this includes working conditions, education standards, living conditions, etc.

ohcoolaslug

Nah, we should just stop electing fucking White men and weatlhy lawyers. We should encourage marginalized folks to run for office, and make the necessary changes so they have a fair chance at winning. Especially queer organizers of Color, who have lived experience and know exactly what their community is facing. I'd rather someone with lived experience be my governor and have to take a couple law school classes to understand the law, than a wealthy White lawyer who needs to take a few classes on being poor/black/disabled/queer/etc, ya feel? Like to me thats like those wack things where rich people are poor for a week or a month or something to learn what its like. They go back to being rich and nnot giving a fuck. You can sit in class and still not give q fuvk about what you're learning. They can take whatever classes they want, but if they pay attention, all thats gunna do is teach them how to better fake being woke while they continue to make decisions that make it easier for rich ppl to exploit everyone. We have to vote for people who are already actually invested in their community and the world and have a track record to prove it

justsomeantifas

i agree those “i was poor for a week” things are garbage and wouldn’t be helpful in this case. those for a community must always be immersed in said community. one cannot be divorced from those they support, you’re right.

carb-poweredfeminist

My boyfriend and I were downtown and he saw fresh sunflowers, which is his best friend’s favorite flower, and he not only bought one for him but had me drive him to his best friends house so he could surprise him with it and I just think this is the type of male friendship that should be normalized

april

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

april

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

april

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

april

originaldumbbaby

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

merliinsbeard

due to personal reasons i will be image

dankmemecentral1

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

chaotic-genius

THE SAGA CONTINUES

koroleva-dvastolba

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

youthbookreview

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

jelloapocalypse

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

iwilleatyourenglish

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”