Jarvis, grow a spine. I'm on a date.

When I die, my tomb stone wont say RIP, it will say VIP because there is a special place reserved for me in Hell and it is called the throne! Thats right Crowry and Abbadouch, I'm the rightful queen of hell!

[dinuguan]

[actionables]

he so stylishly paired it with a neutral colored beanie as well

[ilona-ritter]

Crime’s the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Hi, Tom!

[1973vv]

[coolthingoftheday]

The moon passed between ‪NASA‬’s Deep Space Climate Observatory and the Earth, allowing the satellite to capture this rare image of the moon’s far side in full sunlight. As the moon is tidally locked to the Earth and doesn’t rotate, we only ever see the one face from the Earth. Awesome shot!

[tamamoland]

so basically this is the moon’s ass

[coneboyofficial-deactivated2018]

if this is the moon’s ass could you say we’re getting

mooned

[weloveshortvideos]

[sultryseraphim]

they’re here to save rock n roll

[earthdad]

so i applied for my first job today

[tharealsydshady]

if u ever meet someone who makes ur life flow easier and makes u laugh a lot keep them, that’s all u need

[lighttimegoddess]

“It’s our Paris”

Finally I could finish!!

(Full here)

[mugiwara--jm]

Are you fucking serious

[milkworts-deactivated20160210]

is this a prank? how is this real. the purple one is doing the same pose. the moose has the exact same hair and color scheme for his clothes. the pink one has darker pink splotches and antennae. how can this be. this is not a coincidence

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[cankristi-deactivated20180325]

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

[carrionbeast]

netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

[twentymuleteamborax]

s/o to dewey’s stand in

[tiralatele]

Ir a clase en Japón es otra cosa

[one-big-hassle]

Japan be on some next shit

[speculationspectrum]

Gervais speaks the truth

[yamcha]

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

bye how do i become their friend

[nmimarks]

#mr robot season 2 looks so good

[brinty]

hello friends britney is here

goodbye friends britney is gone

[thebatmaneternal-deactivated201]

Stay gone

[brinty]

whatd u say bitch

[puppycastiel]

Amara: I understand, Dean. That longing in your heart? I feel it too. Me:

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]