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[innerchildabortionclinic]

Only posting to say why is the child dressed like a middle aged conservative coworker

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[theneighborhoodoldhead]

Byeeeee

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!!

I am giving away two-time Tony-winning actress and singer Patti LuPone.

Rules:

Must be following me

Likes and reblogs count 

You may reblog as many times as you wish for an extra entry

I will ship anywhere

Please only enter if you are willing to give out your address information

Good luck!!!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

Still going :)

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[tiredofyourcutelittle]

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my babyy

[blackberryshawty]

I could never leave this site. I will die here.

[blackberryshawty]

Leave my ass olone!

[theneighborhoodoldhead]

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[shy-electron]

plant that nobody knows about…. $12

[theneighborhoodoldhead]

Audrey II

[cheaphalloweencostume]

rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ok im taking my post back then.

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[capacity2]

If I was snoop I would just kill myself after today

[diamondguls]

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

[pure]

tiktok: banned for not letting the state department pump it full of zionist propaganda

twitter: sold out because a billionaire wanted to fraternize with unwashed amerifat nazis

instagram: bought by a billionaire so normies can post ads for cancer-causing tummy teas and gambling scams

facebook: owned by a billionaire who turned it into a dumping ground for ai slop that slaughters the brains of senior citizens

tumblr:

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[ghostdaartist]

GET MONEY 💰

[belloochie]

i hate coronavirus so much its unreal

[albertserra]

Monday again huh

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[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

In 2025 most new apartments will come with the Swirl smart toilet that u have 2 pay a monthly subscription to use. $5.99/mo for the lite subscription with ads or $10.99/mo for the SwirlPlus ad-free experience. You get diarrhea and ur standing in front of ur smart toilet waiting for a 15-second ad to play before the lid unlocks thinking man I should’ve sprung for SwirlPlus. You go out of town and since it’s not in use u start getting targeted ads for stool softeners. In 2027 they will launch “Swirls for Girls” where they make a limited run of pastel pink toilets from which .05% of the monthly fee is donated to a women-in-plumbing initiative. In 2028 a competitor, Flushie, emerges, with a flushes-per-month model starting at $1.99for 45/mo and going up to $20.99 for 250/mo. When you exceed your monthly allotment ur automatically upgraded to the next tier subscription. Liberals characterize Flushie as “green” for incentivizing individuals to limit their water consumption.

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The smart toilets connect to an app that tracks your bathroom habits in order to provide health advice. It will send u notifications like “Hi! We noticed it’s been 28 hours since your last heavy flush. Consider eating more fiber and staying hydrated! :-)” and the buttons to dismiss it will be “remind me later” and “I pooped someplace else.” For some reason there is an option to link PoopTracker to social media accounts. A prominent Patriot Party politician will accidentally link his PoopTracker to his official twitter account and he will have extremely unusual poop habits that everyone will make fun of, ie pooping 8 times a day or something. Other Patriots will link their PoopTrackers to Twitter as a display of solidarity and it will become a major talking point. They will constantly claim that democrats and republicans have something to hide about their poops. A prominent Democrat will link her PoopTracker to prove she has nothing to hide but the Patriots will imagine coded messages in her poop habits.