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[r0zeclawz]

today i had pig dreams. there were pigs. i was trying to name them all. there was a big one, the mom, she was really cute. her name was molly, i didnt choose that one, i think it was supposed to be short for something but i dont remember. and then there were three little baby pigs. 1 was older, and two had just hatched from their little pig eggs where pigs come from. the older piglet looked very old looking though still a baby. i called him old baby. then one of the younger ones looking very polite, i called him little boy. i never got to name baby 3. that was my dream, thanks

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[boccher]

🐌▬▬▬💨

[toomanydesign]

Tiger Tateishi

[blissfulstatic]

EEEEEYIKES!!! my odds of finding ""the eight pages"" are pretty ""slender"" if this ""man"" keeps following me around!!!

[achillesinhighheels]

Come with me we’re going laughing

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[nerbulent]

tgout i smelled a pussy in someones pants but it was just a fish

[segamascott]

"i love it when you call me big pupa"

- the notorious B.U.G.

[sacred-portal]

[minxitsy]

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[lostcryptids]

[bippus]

lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb

[guiltfactory-moved]

sometimes a woman hurts every man who enters her life because she's awesome