Puns for funs

I kinda like it when I make you cry 'Cause a pun was so bad you can't even do anything anymore.

[twenty-one-puns]

I saw a game show where the attending musicians could win different jobs, like captain or train driver.

Plenty won pilots.

[twenty-one-puns]

I had a time in my life when I loved the Arctic Monkeys. Yesterday I remembered there was a web page I made as a fan. I revisited it.

I was disappointed! I went back to

505 - Page not found

[twenty-one-puns]

I have a queue of bad jokes in my head.

...

Now we have to wait for the pun line.

[twenty-one-puns]

The Arctic Monkeys told me they had a bad joke for me.

Do I Wanna Know ?

[twenty-one-puns]

I have a new cow from Canada.

It moose.

[thatdunlife]

Memphis // The Bandito Tour

[twenty-one-puns]

Level of concert.

[twenty-one-puns]

Freddie Mercury and Hephaistos work together to end summer.

They are bringing the Hammer to Fall

[twenty-one-puns]

Hear me out!

I decided to expand to other non-TwentyOnePilots-musicians.

I'll take requests, just suggest someone etc.

To start of:

How does Hozier call your hips?

[twenty-one-puns]

Waistland, baby!

[twenty-one-puns]

Hear me out!

I decided to expand to other non-TwentyOnePilots-musicians.

I'll take requests, just suggest someone etc.

To start of:

How does Hozier call your hips?

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[twenty-one-puns]

I cannot sing. I'm a

Lame boy

[twenty-one-puns]

What's for me to drive away with?

A. Car

B. Torch

C. Death

[cat-lover-1001]

bending laws of physics is easy for us 

[tikixreblogs]

I-

Cats refusing to follow the rules of physics and gravity is a different type of vibe

[thisisjaybaker]

cats are weirdos

[twenty-one-puns]

There is a reason physicists don’t talk about cats.

[thisisjaybaker]

@twenty-one-puns i had an epiphany about the physicists & cats: what about Schrödinger’s cat?

[twenty-one-puns]

Haven't heard about it in quite some time. Maybe it's dead. Maybe not. I'm not a biologist or someone who thinks about life and stuff.

[thisisjaybaker]

i’m researching moths

and there is this beautiful article on why butterflies are just their overrated cousins:

also, because I had to learn this, you have to know as well:

[twenty-one-puns]

I'm in for the Yucca!

[twenty-one-puns]

Why does Tyler Joseph go to sleep?

For rest

[thisisjaybaker]

I started answering a letter from a friend and after three hours of writing I'm now on page seven of my letter and only halfway through her letter. this will be a fucking novella by the time I'm finished.

[thisisjaybaker]

it ended up being ten pages long, so not as bad as I expected and my hand doesn't hurt, so yay! It's been a while since I've handwritten this much in such a short while, I kinda miss that

[twenty-one-puns]

Can you please motivate me to do this as well?? I haven't written a single word and the letter-to-answer lies next to me all day.

[cat-lover-1001]

bending laws of physics is easy for us 

[tikixreblogs]

I-

Cats refusing to follow the rules of physics and gravity is a different type of vibe

[thisisjaybaker]

cats are weirdos

[twenty-one-puns]

There is a reason physicists don't talk about cats.