Sketchy

Mundungus Fletcher. Dealer in not entirely legal substances. Reluctant apothecary worker. Reluctant member of the Order of the Phoenix

[steviecglendower]

I’m about to have one hell of a comedown. Got any weed?

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Yeah, but it isn’t gonna be chea.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

diggleandsons:

Think that’s one of the things about being an adult, isn’t it? Having to pick out your own clothes.

Yes. Another obvious fact.

Did you get that out of a dumpster?

[twentyfourkaratdung]

cockcrowwithey:

You should get a can then.

Nah. I’d rather steal outright.

[steviecglendower]

Greedy.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Yeah, I know that, thanks.

[steviecglendower]

Just bend your legs a bit. I haven’t sat down in nine hours.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Fine.

Needy.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[diggleandsons-blog]

That you are. It’s a lovely shade.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Charming. I picked it out myself.

[dawnwithey-archive-deactivated2]

I was wondering if you needed bus fare or somethin’.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Err-

Yeah. Sure. That.

[steviecglendower]

Move.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

No. Fuck you.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

S’rry- wha’ was that?

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[diggleandsons-blog]

Are we playing one of those games where we go about stating the obvious?

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Yeeeeeeeeesss. That sounds like loads of fun. I’m wearing a dress.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[diggleandsons-blog]

I’ll have to take your word on that. Can’t say I’m well versed in the subject of the female brain.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Yes. Because I, a woman, am. ‘S how it works.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[dowsonoftheellie]

I don’t believe you.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

I’m a nanny, not an actress.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

icarusflyte:

Alright.

See ya.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[dowsonoftheellie]

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Sorry- I totally care about Quidditch.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[dowsonoftheellie]

That’s probably for the best. You’d have ended up costing the Quidditch Association a fortune.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

Well, I don’t care about them.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[dowsonoftheellie]

Uh huh.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

I’m not an expert on this.

[twentyfourkaratdung]

This is a lovely event.

[icarusflyte-blog]

[twentyfourkaratdung]

I’m going to go drink something.