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them-robutts

Shoutout to Rugrats for not only having Christmas episodes, but also Kwanzaa, Chanukah, and Passover episodes

thebelchers

gayteenhipster

So many great moments on Bob’s Burgers, this is one of the best. It’s my fav.

juic3-world

^^^^

cooolasssluusshhh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

thathighguy

This is such a great show!!!!!

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iconic moment in tv history

armorabs

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

getetteroo

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

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i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

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meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the 2 responses i’ve gotten to this post

Heartfelt, supportive, people feeling encouraged and empowered

Home Alone 3 was terrible screw you

wahbegan

That’s because Home Alone 3 WAS terrible you tasteless oaf

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

HOME ALONE 3 WAS TERRIFIC BUT MARKED A DEPARTURE FROM THE CULTURE OF THE FIRST 2 MOVIE, IT SHOULD BE JUDGED BY ITS MERIT AS A STANDALONE FILM RATHER THAN A CONTINUATION OF THE FRANCHISE

americachavez

I respect and admire ellen page as a wonderful human and actor but she has never played a convincing straight person in her entire career

americachavez

honestly if they wanted this romance to come across as anything but “closeted lesbian tries to date the first man who shows any sort of interest in her because she has unresolved attachment and emotional issues” they shouldn’t have cast ellen page