unwashed hog

yeah

[sludgebitch]

in his defense form picard takes 50% less damage from physical attacks and reflects 10% damage back at his attacker

[twerkjerker]

in his defense form Marques Brownlee reflects 40% of incoming damage to the nearest child

[jame7t]

the final post on tumblr will be from one hapless gimmick blog, offering fruit to an empty and forgotten world! ❤️

[i-offer-you-the-fruit-of-ruin]

[twerkjerker]

can i double it and give it to the next person

[loveofhumanity]

[newpokemoncards]

[ammnontet]

“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[twerkjerker]

this must be that Christian Baby shit ive been hearing about

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[fuckedelf]

Click the link

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

i want your glans punch my cervix

i can't do that

[plounce]

come closer to my star trek bed

pull down my pants to give me head

pussy bald like picard

this moral quandary’s kinda hard

pussy gloopy just like odo

give me the ring, just like frodo

pussy strapped like jadzia

targeted political terrorism, major kira

thanks for fucking to this star trek rap

feel free to take a nap

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[eliluminado7]

i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

[eliluminado7]

“game is on”? yeah? “ghlf”? what is it like to lock yourself 30 minutes in the bathroom trying to piss a small droplet like youre pissing your heart out by desperately yelling at your dick and swinging it like an elephants trunk

[stormdog420]

what does this mean im having a stroke

[eliluminado7]

nahhhhhhhh fr can U email me

[letterful]

[theboredvoid]

@commodityproduction

[commodityproduction]

I'm afraid it's hopeless

[mortalityplays]

me: hey shadow check this shit out, it's called whippits

shadow the hedgehog hanging out with me in the parking lot:

Visit Original Link

[tboypart-deactivated20221222]

look at this

[twerkjerker]

put that shit away fucker

[mynowherenothing]

[twerkjerker]

dumbass pillhead . samurai don't do assassinations

[fairycosmos]

OHHHH i get it now i was supposed to die as a child