lather, rinse, maim

i'm paul What I listen to

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[kouhafish]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Me: I should get some sleep :/

Me at 4 am: Beyoncé MTV VMA 2016 performance (FULL)

[beylenciaga]

View this post on Instagram

[apimeleki]

please

[autohaste]

People are posting pictures and not moments lmao I feel that

[twerksforcharity]

I’M FUCKING SVDMEAIGNADMKG

[harleydeville]

*momentarily closes my third eye* yeah can I get a 20 piece nugget

[wxspers]

90’s retro kfc in waianae, hawaii

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

[jayoncecarter]

September 8, 2017

Beyoncé, Blue, Ms. Tina, Michelle Williams, Larry Williams, Larry Beyincé, and more serving the survivors of Hurricane Harvey in Houston.

[twerksforcharity]

going thru a lil dilemma but im chill

[mama-joyce-tired-wig]

“Who said that?”

[weloveshortvideos]

[frankoceanvevo]

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

yall so white and anglo saxon

[sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp-deacti]

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

[yyunglame]

[literallysame]

this is my favorite video on this website

[thatadult]

when i got kicked off the tennis court omg

[dailyghibli]

[aint-sorry]

Frankfurt, July 29