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just call me dave. i like a lot of bands, mostly one direction, as well as homestuck, superwholock, and a lot of other stuff but that would take a while to list so hello i love you enjoy my blog

[twerkstriders]

officially logging off for good, follow me at sugoidirks

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

[jupitermami]

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

[somesleeze-deactivated20151013]

It’s called creating jobs

[fwizard]

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

[fortooate]

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)

[pawpile]

[pupskin-deactivated20190516]

exciting art update 

[chesschirebacon]

THAT WAS MADE FOR ME

[terminal-bisexuality-blog]

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

[twerkstriders]

One thing about The Big Bang Theory really pisses me off. Sheldon is obviously asexual. The writers of the show are obviously trying to change that. Why cant they respect that 1) Some people don't feel sexual attraction and you cant just have other people try and change that and say that not wanting sex is "weird," because it isn't. and 2) /Men are allowed to behave femininely and it does not in any way make them gay./

[twerkstriders]

me at the zoo: where are the dragons

[dunderklumpen]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[castiel-left-his-mark-on-me]

Favorite reaction gif.

[twerkstriders]

irony urony he she werony

[hipopatmus-blog]

Dear anyone who is reading this,

I’ve….been contemplating this one for a good while now. I beganwriting this at 8:30 pm on February 11th, 2015.

I should probably introduce myself for anyone who doesn’t knowme. My name is Zander Nicholas Mahaffey (at birth, Sandra Nicole.) I am a boy, even if the...

[thedivinecomedyofsocialjustice]

So much for trans men “getting all the support on tumblr”.

When Leelah died my dash was FULL of posts about her, immediately after her death.

Zander has died this Sunday and I have seen I think THREE posts about him in my dash since then.

Why are the people who spoke up about Leelah staying silent now?

- Sloth

[amongie]

WHY ISNT TUMBLR BLOWING UP ABOUT ZANDER. HE KILLED HIMSELF DAYS AGO. THE SUICIDE NOTE WAS POSTED DAYS AGO. HES NOT ANY LESS IMPORTANT THAN LEELAH, SO WHY ARE WE TREATING HIM LIKE HES NOTHING. WHY ARENT WE MAKING HIS NAME AS KNOWN AS LEELAH'S.

[liamotra]

Liam Payne & Niall Horan Leaving Melbourne, 17.02.15

[amorverde]

honestly i cant control how much i dislike people who are racist or homophobic or transphobic. i used to be polite in my arguments so that whoever i was arguing against would take me seriously but that never got me very far. fuck you for bringing harm to innocent people and then hiding behind “it’s just MY opinion!!” yeah it’s JUST your opinion? well your opinions have death tolls and body counts, shut the fuck up. 

[khaleejiho-deactivated20170808]

(x)

[rect]

i laugh at myself so much im so funny