Cookie Cutter Humor Blog

Hanna--20--Pacifist--Humanist--Mother of a baby girl named Lilith. Humor blog with some serious and personal shit in the mix.

[borasco]

you were caught shoplifting? that’s a disgrace to our family, son. i never got caught

[babyanimalgifs]

[im-just-a-sick-guy]

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Lil Wayne - Grindin’ feat. Drake

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

Maybe the infernal core of the sun will do the trick.

[mayleye]

[taintbending]

[twerktuesday]

[twerktuesday]

I love brithdays

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[tastefullyoffensive]

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“Play with me, dude.”

[zigazig-ah-blog-blog]

[twerktuesday]

I've watched my child grow from the size of a jelly bean to being able to clap her hands and sing "patty cake". I love it.

[mr-cappadocia]

Love it. :)

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[marcitlali]

when he blows your back out busts your spine open breaks your sacrum off then asks for round 3

[awwww-cute]

[bewbin]

“the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?” “dont patronize me Greg”

[twerktuesday]

Watch out, I'm armed.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…