TWIN-KIE VS. TWIN-KLE

Highly selective Ichiru Kiryuu Rather unlikely to interact with you to be honest, it's just THAT selective. Will ignore inter-actions from stran-gers, rude as this might sound, be-cause this blog is mostly to poke at a selected few peo-ple. Of course you can always try to hit me up to see if you can become one of these people, but you have been warned.

[chounemui]

"But...you guys are family!"

"Funny how you think that word means shit between us."

[twin-kie]

|| @fracturedknight​

“Look, Zero,” his pleasant voice is laced with mockery, as usual when he addresses the older twin. Fake kindness littering every word that leaves his pale lips.

Today, however, finds him wearing a short wig, once again making Ichiru the PERFECT copy of his brother. He even doodled on a tattoo. “For Halloween, I’m going as a MONSTER.”

[twin-kie]

Ichiru: EIRI’S MOOOOM HAD GOOT IT GOING OOOONNN

[melamemea]

they say              all GOOD BOYS go to heaven ——————-                                                  but BAD BOYS bring heaven to you .

[twin-kie]

"I saw a freaky demon kid yesterday. Thought it was you for a moment, but he didn't take a selfie." (fracturedknight)

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ “The other day I stepped on shit. What was your picture doing on the floor anyway, brother?”

[twin-kie]

"If you ain't talkin' coffee, I don't wanna talk." He doesn't want to talk to Ichiru EVER these days, but especially not if they're going to gloss over the subject of holy coffee.

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ "I spat in one of those coffee mugs." Have fun with your coffee.

[twin-kie]

"I thought you couldn't feel genuine human emotion," tch. Zero frowns. "You didn't have a single shred of it when it mattered."

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ "Don't tell me, you're still not over our parents dying, Zero? You're surprisingly adept at holding a grudge, aren't you?"

[twin-kie]

"What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? Twins in an acid bath." Rido just smiles :D

|| @claretreign

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ "Your future as a comedian is the same as your future as an Instagram model. Very bleak."

[twin-kie]

"Sometimes you just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and get the fuck over yourself." Zero 8I

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ "So what's keeping you from making one? Go on. I'll wait."

[twin-kie]

Dumps some plastic flowers at his grave. "They're fake. Just like your love for our parents." 8I

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ You're just jealous that he was the prettier twin. Go away plz.

[impolitecanadian]

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

[deceitfulmirror]

@defective-cinnamon-bun

[twin-kie]

|| @fracturedknight

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

[catsbeaversandducks]

By fat_cat

[twin-kie]

"When I die? You stay away from my funeral." =-= zeze

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ “What funeral, Zero? We’re just going to sweep you up and put you in the trash,” that’s where dust goes, after all.

[deceitfulmirror]

⊰ ♠ ⊱—;   Heh, that’s right Zero. You won’t have the opportunity to rot in a box like Father and Mother, you’ll just be taken out and dumped in a landfill when the garbageman comes. It’s pretty fitting, if you ask his opinion.

[twin-kie]

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ “Don’t worry, we won’t waste our time mourning you. Either of you,” they’ll be too busy making pictures and updating their instagram with ‘twin pics’.

[deceitfulmirror]

⊰ ♠ ⊱—;   ❝ We’ll take a selfie to commemorate their deaths, ❞  click!  They look so damn good they don’t even have to pose or add a filter.

[twin-kie]

"When I die? You stay away from my funeral." =-= zeze

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ “What funeral, Zero? We’re just going to sweep you up and put you in the trash,” that’s where dust goes, after all.

[deceitfulmirror]

⊰ ♠ ⊱—;   Heh, that’s right Zero. You won’t have the opportunity to rot in a box like Father and Mother, you’ll just be taken out and dumped in a landfill when the garbageman comes. It’s pretty fitting, if you ask his opinion.

[twin-kie]

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ “Don’t worry, we won’t waste our time mourning you. Either of you,” they’ll be too busy making pictures and updating their instagram with ‘twin pics’.

[twin-kie]

"When I die? You stay away from my funeral." =-= zeze

|| @fracturedknight

❩ ━━━━ ♟ ━━━━ ❨ "What funeral, Zero? We're just going to sweep you up and put you in the trash," that’s where dust goes, after all.

[thedevilpossessed]

consequences are so fucking annoying and i don’t deserve to have them applied to me