Pass Me Some Of That Love Syrup

Yeah, you read that right.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbiancarlgrimes]

undisclosed moodboard

[coast-modern]

[woundliqour]

[b-u-g-deactivated20230809]

i’m crying help

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to

[obligatory-regal-name]

[y4mmyb0y]

[bbwpizzahut]

Yea

[kai-pink]

I don’t even know how to fucking describe the raw power and energy I felt from this god damn video it’s like someone grabbed me by my fuckin brain and launched it into the astroid belt where every part of my being begins to be torn apart and put back together again only to be floating in a never ending space cloud of dreams before I came back to my god forsaken human body

[krishnathekumar]

This satire was made 20 years ago.

[werebottom]

Old school Madtv was spot on

[mizreesecup]

Omg

[anxietyproblem]

[baddiemode]

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

[cannotunsee]

The Toughest Question of Our Time?

[charizord]

The “you are not allowed to kill yourself” sent me somewhere LMFAOOO

[dekutree]

[sexhaver]

im in physical pain

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[fakehistory]

Adam and Eve are banished from the garden of Eden after eating the forbidden fruit [6000 B.C.]

[ascandalinthepolicebox]

donna lynne champlin deserved an emmy for this scene

[eauudenil]